Reuters
Falling woman saved by pile of...
Wed Apr 4, 10:33 AM ET
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.
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The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).
"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.
"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_nm/china_laundry_dc&printer=1;_ylt=A0WTUeYrExRGLCMBzRwZ.3QANo, really, my day has been a walk in the part compared to that.