This just in...Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha, and Quetzlcoatl endorse Kucinich!

[plurality]

They just told me in a mezcaline vision.

So you better vote for him or you'll burn in hell, be reincarnated as a slug, or sacrificed!

[rdfi-defi]

1. this just in:

prayers to god won't stop election fraud

stop die-bold

[brainshrub]

2. Well Cthulhu told me to vote for Dean.

Cthulhu said it. I believe it. That settles it.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

4. You will be eaten LAST

for your heresey!

[worldgonekrazy]

3. This just in: Jesus didn't have any black apostles

HE WAS A RACIST!!! Time to get a new savior!

:eyes:

[plurality]

5. That's cause Jesus was black,

He already had that spot filled so he moved on to a woman, white guy#1, #2, etc, etc.

[windansea]

6. bravo for DK