So, how will my roomie try to sneak out the guy she brought home?

[HEyHEY]

Poll question: So, how will my roomie try to sneak out the guy she brought home?

Girls are so funny. I know there's a dude in there, I can hear his voice and there's glasses for two left on the coffee table. But, she's got his shoes in the bedroom with them... Why do girls try to hide such things? If I get lucky, I march em right past the roomie, building manager and tenants... then when they're walking down the street I hang out the balcony and yell, "THANKS FOR FUCKING ME!"
Silly roomie, being all discreet.
So, how will she pull this off?

[Blue-Jay]

1. Are there any sports on TV right now?

You could turn on the TV, and knock on her door. "Hey dude! The game is on!"

[HEyHEY]

4. haha - that'd be great

[Little Wing]

2. Maybe his feet stink

and he'll come marching out wearing nothing but a towel and his shoes

[HEyHEY]

3. I'd actually stand and applaud if that happened

[asthmaticeog]

5. "Little HEyHEY" would almost certainly stand and salute.

:patriot:

[Blue-Jay]

6. Here's an idea.

Sit near the front door in your underwear and a pair of sneakers until he comes out. Act like you're sharpening a big knife. Do you have a chainsaw?