Hitler's 2 and a half inch penis for sale

[annagull]

A Russian man who claims to be in possession of Hitler's mummified penis is to put it up for sale.
He told the Express Gazeta daily: "My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler. He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis."

He said he now wanted to sell the bizarre family heirloom for £12,000. He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.
<snip> OUCH!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html?menu=news.quirkies

[quinnox]

1. lol

I don't believe this for a moment.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Wow! Hitler's dick was bigger than Bush's brain?

what a resource DU is at times :evilgrin:

[Clete]

3. Ridiculous.

Hitler was cremated. There was nothing left to mummify. Funny story though.

[thebigidea]

4. somebody call ROGER CORMAN!

Bela Lugosi IS Doctor Josef Mengele in his most dastardly role yet as the MAN WHO SAVED HITLER'S PENIS...

SEE - mummified dictator genitals, riddled with mythical VD!
SEE - romance slash the screen to shreds when the shrunken penis sings a touching rendition of "Takin' Care of Business."

Roger Corman presents a Jim Wynorski production of an L. Ron Hubbard delirium...

THE RETURN OF HITLER'S MUMMIFIED PENIS - coming to this cinema... next week, "Attack of the Mushroom People." - don't forget to visit our concession stand for vile canned pork.

[gratuitous]

5. Wow, preemptive bid made on Ebay

Someone named "ACoulter" is going after this like a hooker after a drunk john!

Disclaimer: The item referred to is NOT on Ebay, and no one with the screen name ACoulter has entered a bid. This post is merely a lame attempt to make fun of someone who patently deserves to have fun made of her, and any abusive responses to this post will be ignored.

[annagull]

6. lol!!

I just spit Coke allover the keyboard!! :evilgrin:

[liberalnurse]

7. Sound like a Pickled Pee Pee....

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[FightinNewDem]

8. I have an idea!!!

Hey, if we all pitch in a few bucks, we might be able to buy this and donate it to Michael "Weiner" Savage.

It can only be an upgrade for him, don't you think?

[robbedvoter]

9. Well, if it's single balled it may be his (or Stalin's)

All these characters overcompensate for something.

[Yupster]

10. If you were soaked with gasoline

and burned for five hours or so, you might see a little shrinkage too.

[Ouabache]

13. Shrinkage

ala Seinfeld. It's been in cold storage in Russia for god's sake.

[Resistance Is Futile]

11. How'd he manage to amputate it from Shrub's groin?

[WilliamPitt]

12. I'd use it to go hitchiking

Wonder how many rides I could 'thumb' with it.

[maine_raptor]

14. What's that in metric?

He doesn't say does he, why would a European say "2 1/2 inches" and not x number of cm's?

Oh well....but as someone suggested, if we pool our pennies and buy the damm thing, I suggest we have it bronzed and presented to the newscaster/journalist/talking head that has most "towed the line" for the Bush Admin or Repukes in general during the past year. There could be an award ceremony and everthing. We could call it, are you ready:

The DU Tricky Dick Award

Winners would have their name(s) engraved (in very small letters) and would have possission for one year in time to pass it on to the next year's winner.