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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:21 AM
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A public service message from your computer technician friends...
When you take your computer in to get service please follow these simple rules.

1. Delete all your animal sex porn before bringing it to the shop
2. When speaking to the tech about the problems don't fart, especially if the tech room doesn't have any ventilation.


Thank you.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:22 AM
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1. All I can say is
eewwwww!!!
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:24 AM
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2. When you have to bring it back
because they didn't fix it right the first time, then 2. is permissible.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:29 AM
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3. Do not tell them
that you had sex with both their mon and dad.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 11:19 AM
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4. And kindly remember that just because
the Tech guys are Microsoft Certified, they have no idea how to turn
a .swf (flash file) in to a 1997 word document file. (that's one of the more obvious ones I've been asked) :)
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