Hannidate worked for me!!11!11!1!

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I have mail at Hannidate from a WOMAN. I think I'm in love. I'm not sure how to respond to this:

From: tammyxx
Subject: hello
Message:
Hello,
My name is tammy,im a lady of 28yrs,born in seefeld/tirol/au but live all my life in dover/nj/USA.But presently in westr african(Nigeria)and planning to move back to the state as soon as possible.Im 5ft 9inch,slim ,single lady.I was once a married lady but now divourced.I will like to be married to a man of 35-55yrs,single or divourcedman,that is serious about himself and wont cheat on me like my ex did to me.Well im sorry im not good in using this site,in case you are intrested in me too,and you want to reply my message,you can kindly mail me back to my yahoomail account,my email add is [e-mail] ,b4 i stop typing i'll like to tell u everything u need to know b4 u reply.
1)REASON Y I CAME HERE TO W/AFRICA(Nigeria)
i was 13yrs when my parents died,and the only person that remains for me to take care of me was my uncle.He's born in korea,like my dad too,but mum was born in seefeld/tirol/au like me too.we all live together in the state,b4 uncle decided that he want to come over here to nigeria to get married to his wife that he has been dating on net when we were in the state.Well i followed him down here cos i was young then and have no choice than to follow him down to anywhere he is going then,but i live with him and his wife no more cos his wife seems to hate me and treat me badly which i reports to him everytime but he is always in surport of his wife.Thank God i met a very good friend here in nigeria when i was still in the university,b4 i graduated which i live with now.Her name is tessy,and ever since i have been living with her,i've been planning to move back to the state ,but i couldnt make it up so fast cos all my US citizenship documents are with uncle,but now tessy has tried to raise me another visa and passport,so there is nothing that will let me go back to uncle.
2)REASON WHY IM DIVOURCE
Well i got married when i was 24yrs,by a black guy with no kid,here in nigeria.I desided to divource him cos i met him on bed with one of my friend called suzan,which i never believe.And i desided to divource him and thought every men are equal,but now i discovered that all fingers are not equal and so therefore all men cant be equal,thats why i desided to share my feelings with you,if you will like it too.
3)REASON WHY ILL PREFER AN OLD MAN NOW
Its becos young men are dence and dont know what love really means,and i noticed that young men seems to joke with someones heart which the older men cant do.Thats why im intrested in you..
I saw your profile and like ur pics too,and ill like to remember u that if u want to reply me back you write to me at [e-mail]

And thanks to Jesus' General for alerting me to the possibilities. There's hot chix like this

[Kali]

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uhh...good look with that :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:

[AlCzervik]

2. omg.

i almost feel bad for laughing my ass off, almost. Did you see the other pic at Patriot boy of "craig"? I am so going to hell.

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3. I love the General.

In a heterosexual, biblically-approved kind of way, of course.