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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:28 AM
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2004 presidential contenders on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Edited on Sat Aug-02-03 10:30 AM by wyldwolf
Bush included, since he stands to be elected for the first time. Who would benefit most?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:36 AM
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1. Some Would Argue That Bush Is Not Straight...
... but he could still stand to have a new tailor.

The OVER-STUFFED padding on his shoulders does NOT make him more of a man. It does NOT make him taller or smarter.

It just makes his head look out of proportion to his body and it makes him walk like he's got a corncob stuck up his ass.

-- Allen
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:38 AM
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2. "makes him walk like he's got a corncob stuck up his ass."
you sure it's a corncob and not a "Log"?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:41 AM
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3. Al Sharpton would benefit the most.
I mean, c'mon, look at that hair!
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TheBigGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:52 AM
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4. when it comes to hair, what about Kerry
Now thats big hair !

And Dennis needs to do something with that moptop too...it looks like a rug!

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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:57 AM
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6. Very true, BigGuy.
Dennis kinda looks like a hobbit to me. Frodo in 2004!
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TheBigGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-02-03 10:54 AM
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5. I think they all could...and Bushes ties have to go.
geez. Baby blue ties?

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