Ted Nugent okay after - get this - Chainsaw Accident

[UrbScotty]

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_NUGENT?SITE=MIANN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Ted Nugent was injured on the Texas set of his reality show when a chain saw cut through his leg.

The outspoken rocker, outdoors enthusiast and star of the VH1 series "Surviving Nugent: The Ted Commandments," required 40 stitches to close the gash in his leg on Sunday, Michelle Clark, a spokeswoman for the cable music channel, said Tuesday.

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What's even worse is that rumor has it that he may run for Governor of Michigan in 2006.

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. IY YI YI

That's all I can ever say about Ted Nugent: iy yi yi.

[-..__...]

2. It's only a flesh wound.

http://www.cheesepie.net/sounds/pooham/Jackyl%20-%20The%20Lumberjack.mp3

[NightTrain]

3. What a shame

That he's all right, I mean. If there's one alleged musician whose death would make the world a better place, it would have to be that evil piece of white shit! :nuke:

[Skittles]

4. I have as much sympathy for Mr. Nugent

as he, that cowardly SOB, has for the animals he entertains himself by killing. :nopity:

[Exgeneral]

5. Now Now...

remember what babe magnets his concerts always are

[CO Liberal]

6. Imagine The Anguish......

...if Teddy Boy had cut off his manhood or (heaven forbid!) his trigger finger.....

:-)

[mac56]

19. His trigger finger IS his "manhood".

;-)

[UrbScotty]

22. LOL! (nt)

[DinahMoeHum]

29. "Kill It and Grill It", right ???

Bwahahahahaaaa!!!

:evilgrin:

[underseasurveyor]

7. Damn!

The injury wasn't high enough nor deep enough dammit. I hate that fucker. Not only does he kill animals for the fun of it he teaches young people, mostly boys how to mercilessly slaughters wolves.

Hunting for food is one thing. Slaughtering animals for fun (sport?) is another :mad:

[Spirochete]

8. I always helps...

to be smarter than the chainsaw.

[underseasurveyor]

9. BWAhahahahahaha........n/t

[Shakespeare]

10. HAHAHAHAHAH...oh, sorry. Just remember:

Friends don't let stupid friends plays with chainsaws!

We now return you to your daily moment of schadenfreude.

[ldoolin]

11. Awwww, did the Nuge cut his widdle weg?

Poor Nuge! I'll just bet that idiot was using some piece o-junk Homelite or something like that, and wasn't wearing chaps, and...and probably doesn't know how to use a chainsaw in the first place.

I'd offer to give him a lesson in Chainsaw Use 101 if he wasn't such a Bush-supporting Repuke nutcase and an embarassment to the sport of bowhunting...

His music sucks too. He will never be as good as Uriah Heep.

[underseasurveyor]

14. Ah go ahead

teach him...........
Now teddy this is how ya operate a chai........
OOPS uh sorry dude, didn't mean to lop yer head off like that :evilgrin: heh heh

[bubblesby2002]

37. Hahahahaha.....

.....hahahaha:evilgrin:

[TreasonousBastard]

12. They gonna show this on his show?

[Nlighten1]

13. I bet he cried like a little sissy.

apologies to all sissies out there.

[TheMightyFavog]

15. What an Arschloch....

I remember him ranting on the radio station i listen to about how its wron for men to hug each olther.

[Piperay]

16. Stupid idiot

he gets no sympathy from me, the pain he suffered from his widdle cut in way makes up for the pain he inflicts on the innocent animals he murders. :mad:

[gold_bug]

17. he has a reality show!?!

this is the first time I've heard of it. That's a little bit shocking to me because he seems like too much of an ugly goon, especially for VH1.

"Gays get more tax dollars than boys and girls who have leukemia through no fault of their own ... The word queer, fag or homo can't bother 'em because they're fucking in the ass. ... If using the term butt fucking is indecent, then what is butt fucking?"
--Ted Nugent (Northwestern University, Feb 2003)

"To me the word 'nigger' is a badge of honor ... But if some Klansman with brown spittle dripping out of his mouth said, 'You ain't nothing but some nigger,' I'd have to shoot him."
--Ted Nugent (Northwestern University, Feb 2003)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Safety procedures are for bedwetting latte-drinking smooth-skinned libruls

eom

[Haviland_42]

20. Nugent is a pig

He's not a conservationist ... he's a blood thirsty, cruel piece of dung.

[UrbScotty]

30. Welcome to DU! (nt)

[CO Liberal]

32. That Statement is Unfair to Pigs

Nugent is lower than whale shit. And whale shit sinks to the bottom of the ocean.

BTW, welcome to DU!

:hi:

[newyawker99]

39. Hi Haviland_42!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[mac56]

21. When chainsaws are outlawed...

only outlaws will have chainsaws.

You can take my chainsaw when you can pry it from my cold, dead thigh.

[smirkymonkey]

23. A few more feet up and

Mr. Nugent would have been receiving a well-deserved Darwin Award.

[KamaAina]

24. Nugent has a *compound* in *Waco, Texas*?!

To provide a fresh spin and new challenges, the location has been shifted from the woods of Michigan to Nugent's sprawling, multi-acred compound located just outside of Waco, Texas.

Can it be? Could he have bought it cheap off one of the surviving Branch Davidians (his close buddies, I do not doubt)?!

Attention Freddy Krueger: "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre XII" (or whatever) will be filming in Waco shortly...

:evilgrin:

[carpetbagger]

36. Bush has a compound in that county as well.

He calls it "Prairie Chapel", but it's really a pig farm as well.

[ProfessorGAC]

25. What A Buffoon!

Can't use a chainsaw safely. Couldn't play guitar none either. The next original idea he has will be his first.
The Professor

[BurtWorm]

26. Chainsaw Gash Fever

Neer neer neer

Chainsaw Gash Fever

Neer neer neer neer.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

27. Ha Ha!!

[terrya]

28. Geez, you could cut the irony with a chainsaw. eom

[CanuckAmok]

31. "From my cold, dead stump!"

Nice one, Nuge.

[Wonk]

33. Kick (there's a dupe)

[ronzo]

34. Careful with that ax, Eugene

I can shred better than you, nugent.

Punk.

[Rattlesnake]

35. Man...

I thought white-trash(redundant?) rednecks could control their chainsaws?

I guess I was wrong...

[TheMightyFavog]

38. Aghhh.

This idiot gives hunters a bad name.