Woman Returns Home To Find Naked Man Standing In Her Doorway

[matcom]

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HOBE SOUND, Fla. -- Authorities said a woman returning from her morning walk found a naked man in the doorway of her home.

According to Martin County sheriff's reports, the woman asked the man what he was doing, and he apologized and told her he would put his clothes on.

Authorities said the man got dressed and sat down on the driveway while the woman called 911. A deputy who arrived several minutes later reported finding Christopher Cicchelli walking along the road. He was arrested after admitting to the deputy that he had entered the house to get a drink from the refrigerator.

The refrigerator door was found open in the house.

Cicchelli was charged Thursday with burglary. He remains in jail on a $10,000 bond.

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[Algorem]

1. she should leave a garden hose out for the naked guys to drink

from.

[NNadir]

3. We have a naked guy feeder and fountain.

My wife loves to watch the wild naked guys gather at the feeder in spring.

I worry that by feeding them, we are causing over population.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. It was me.

Is that wrong?
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