What is it with the government and peoples bedrooms?

[Lady Freedom]

I keep hearing people (Bush at top of list) bash gays and and calling those how like a little kinky sex evil. They even go as far as trying to regulate it! What is there problem?

[Cush]

1. GOP: penis envy?

eom

[thermodynamic]

2. Jealousy? They're 5 year olds? Are they just bigoted? How about evil?

They're just closed-minded to any idea or possibility that doesn't revolve in their petty little universe, it's as simple as that.

I didn't know I was worthy of such segregation, I didn't know I was that much of a force against them. :eyes:

[Cush]

3. e) All Of The Above?

[asjr]

6. gays

Thermodynamic--may the force be with you!

[orangecoloredapple]

4. The people who say live and let live are

generally healthy minded. Those who attempt to push their beliefs and agenda on others have problems with their mental health. They are very unhappy people who cannot stand seeing others search for happiness in ways other than the "true" way. Many see this world as only a jumping off point for their souls, and want to prove to their maker that they have done (in that particular makers eyes) "good" works. They can't see that it is them that propagate the evil.

[Lady Freedom]

9. I souldn't flame, but

It is just that here in S.W,MO they are doing there best to get into peoples privat lives. And how they sleep with one another. And with who. Why can't me and others just be who we are? And be with who we want?

Edit: I'm strait, but have alot of gay friends. And I'm a little kinky. Therefore demanised!

[nuxvomica]

5. People who can't control themselves feel the need to control others

Society is full of mirrors and some folks just can't stand to see what they see.

[Lady Freedom]

12. I don't make them...

use handcuff. So the shouldn't make me git rid of mine.

[Lady Freedom]

7. i just realy gets under my skin that...

people that want to share in plesure with one another should be bashed for the way they wish to do it. I don't care if there if there gay, do it in a group, with toys,ect. KEEP OUT OF MY BEDROOM BUSH!!!!:mad:

[ForrestGump]

8. I'll guard the entrance to your bedroom, if you like

Keeping watch for those nasty Bush people and their vibrating pocket nukes.

[Lady Freedom]

10. thanks I feel sooooo safe, but...

I feel so much safe if you were with me!:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

16. The question is,

would I be safe? :o

:P

[Lady Freedom]

17. That depends...

on what you call safe? Handcuffs of feathers?

[ForrestGump]

25. Well, I guess that's sorta safe

Safer than some options, anyway :-)

[Lady Freedom]

31. I never hurt my men...

I cherish them! Let them know that their appreciatedet!

[ForrestGump]

32. As it should be!

I am a being to be worshipped, to be placed on a pedestal and fawned over. :D

Yes, it is my place to make myself beautiful so that I might look a bodaciously fetching male accessory on a lady's arm, as we dine al fresco beneath a Roman moon, and it is her privilege to go out to work to support me as I pursue the perfection of my own beauty.








I just can't figure out why they all run away when I say that......

[Lady Freedom]

33. Just as long...

as I get what I want in the bedroom!

[ForrestGump]

34. Boy, aren't YOU the bossy one?!

[Lady Freedom]

35. Oh baby! Thats what I like!

Cute Butt!

[ForrestGump]

37. Oh, let's twist again

like we did last summer...... :D

[Lady Freedom]

39. up and down...

thats it! fast and harder now!

[ForrestGump]

41. Oh, my goodness - I'm the Friendly Neighborhood Sex Object

Wait a minute....what happened to the foreplay? :D

These women today, boy......I'm telling ya......

[Lady Freedom]

42. Oh, so your into...

ear nibbing and blowjobs first! Well lets see what I can do. You just lay back and... :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

46. .......and.......and.......and?........AND?!

Hey, I went to sleep too soon, I think, so I missed you ravishing me. The burning question in my day, though is this: was I good? :D

[Lady Freedom]

47. I never kiss and tell!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

51. WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM?!?!?!

Sheesh! :P

[Lady Freedom]

52. hummmmm...

good idea!

[GOPisEvil]

53. Let me know what room you choose...

...and, um, give me about 1/2 hour to set up the webcams. ;-)

[Lady Freedom]

54. hey...

if I'm going to do that. we need a good hour to set it up. When I put on a show, I go all the way!

[GOPisEvil]

55. Whatever you need...

Do things right or not at all...right? :D

[Lady Freedom]

56. You got that right!

:D

[SOteric]

57. Save a webcam for me, dude.

I'll set up a "Food Porn" site. :7

[GOPisEvil]

58. Of course one will go in the kitchen!

Since 9 1/2 Weeks, it's a natural! :9

[Lady Freedom]

59. I hope with...

whiped cream!

[short bus president]

20. HEY!

That's TRADEMARKED!


























You now owe me $1,000,000,000,000 in royalties.

[Lady Freedom]

21. what if I let you gard me too?

I know I can change your mind!

[short bus president]

22. you still haven't

told me the safe word. No trust, no slap & tickle!

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

26. green light, red light

say red light and I stop and beg you to say green light?

[short bus president]

27. WHAT?!?

NO BALL GAG?!?

Clearly I've got a lot to teach you, young lady...

:spank:

[Lady Freedom]

28. If you think you up to it...

go right ahead!

[short bus president]

29. I dunno,

I'm a little rusty and out of practice, but they say it's like riding a bike. Strenuous, and dangerous to do on the highway. <rimshot>

[Lady Freedom]

30. Just lay back...

let me do the hard stuff!

[Lady Freedom]

13. And I Mean It!!!!!

:argh: STay out Bush!!!!!!

[redeye]

11. The problem is...

...that some people can't get it into their heads that not everybody shares their blind faith in the man in the sky who tells them to blow up abortion clinics and harass gays.

[Lady Freedom]

50. I don't see what...

God and my handcuffs and pompoms have in common?

[TXlib]

14. GOP: Geriatric Old Penis

They can't get it up, so they think nobody else should, either.

[Lady Freedom]

15. They can get viagra!

And leave me alone!

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. They believe the state, and society, has an interest

in regulating personal relationships. I myself do not think it extends as far as the bedroom, but apparently they do. They must feel terribly threatened.

[SyracuseDemocrat]

19. What is it with John Edwards and

the drug war? It's like he gets a hard on just thinking about it.

[DEM FAN]

23. The Only Thing I Want In My Bedroom Is A Woman.

:-)

[Lady Freedom]

40. Really...

anyone up for the job?

[Ellen Forradalom]

45. Still thinking about the other day eh?

And what if the woman is from the DOJ? What about that?

[sasquatch]

24. The entire GOP is sexualy repressed

They have all those dirty thoughts and enjoy them very much and want to keep them to themselves. They practice this kind of sex often and want it to be somthing that only them and their rich friends can enjoy.

[Lady Freedom]

36. No matter what...

it is crummy how people can go crazy if you do something they think odd!

[ForrestGump]

38. It's always been that way and I think it always will be

Outside the bedroom, too - try to do something out-of-the-ordinary and, very often, you'll find yourself having to negotiate obstacles placed there by people who just hate to see anyone break beyond their proscribed role, and you'll have to put up with their jeers, too. But that's where, if you're truly a great person, you never stop believing in yourself and your goals and you go for it no matter what the f***ers say. No matter how 'great,' in terms of how others would see it, your goal is. It's your goal, dammit, so go for it.

And the same with the bedroom - you want to get funky with Mr Shortbus's vibrating vulva, go ahead. You want Dr Ruth's bronzed toothbrush with the Foreign-Legion attachment, go ahead. You want to be a boy who gets it on with other boys, or a girl who gets it on with other girls, or someone who'll be happy with either or both, what the hell does it matter to anyone else, as long as you're not hurting anyone?

It's not a really complicated concept, is it? Why can't they get it?

[Dulcinea]

43. I think a lot of the would-be bedroom peepers....

...are closet gays, or heteros who secretly want to try bondage, but their hangups won't let them. Projection, I think it's called.

I bet Ashcroft really, really wants to be spanked.

[Lady Freedom]

44. Then I wish his wife would...

so that I can enjoy myself without being demenised!

[HEyHEY]

48. A great man once said

"I don't think the government has any business in the bedrooms of the nation"
Ex Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau...he said that in the late sixties, regarding homosexuality...god bush is far behind.

[Lady Freedom]

49. That what happens...

when you burn books instead of reading them.
"Bush, put the match Down! Now open the cover..."