I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.

[jimbo fett]

No sex, no drug, no wine, no women...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!

And find some! Oh, and it helps if you stop shaking hands with the bishop.
Duckie

[CrownPrinceBandar]

2. Heck with getting out...

play that Nails' tune again.

[kmla]

3. Thought it was The Vapors.....

or at least their version was the one that got all of the airplay.

The Nails, however, did a great version of "Let it all Hang Out."

[jimbo fett]

5. Yup, The Vapors.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

12. Hehe.. My bad, youre right it was the Vapors.

Now I gota find what song the Nails did.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

14. I remember now ...

it was "88 Lines about 44 Women." I can't believe I got the two mixed up. At least the Vapors were fun.

[NightTrain]

4. I want a doctor to take your picture...

...so I can look at you from inside, as well!

[CanuckAmok]

17. If I had a photograph of you-ou-ou...as something to remind me...

...I wouldn't spend my life just wishing-ing-ing...

[ArkDem]

6. Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger

Everyone

[DrWeird]

7. Yeah well I'm dancing with myself.

And I sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat sweatsweatsweatsweatsweatSWEAT!

[jimbo fett]

8. She bop. He bop. A we bop. I bop. You bop. A they bop...

[Malikshah]

9. doo-doo-doo-DOO-doo-doo-doo

Couldn't resist.

[jimbo fett]

10. While we're on the subject of songs that celebrate the masturbatory arts..

Don't forget "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

[SmileyBoy]

11. You know what "Turning Japanese" means, right???

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[jimbo fett]

13. Yep, the look on a male's face during a (usually self-induced) orgasm.

Hence the many references to masturbatory songs.

[SmileyBoy]

15. Yeah, I know what it means...

I was originally hoping you knew as well...

[jimbo fett]

16. That would be me. ;-)