If I only knew then what I know now... I could've gotten lucky!!!

[jimbo fett]

My first "date" was when I was a sophomore in HS. This girl I rode with on the bus asked me over for a halloween party at her house.

While at the party she made moves that I now clearly recognize as invitations to partake in some "extracurricular" activity (if you know what I mean).

I was too naive back then to recognize the signs and thought she was just a little prone to invading someone's personal space.

I look back and say "d*mn"!!!! I could've gotten laid by a really aggressive hot chick! How stupid could I be?!!!!

It is said that youth is wasted on the young and wisdom is wasted on the old.

Ain't that the truth.

Oh, well. She probably wouldn't have lived up to the fantasies I now create for that moment....

[judge_smales]

1. It's every where.

Once had a girl call me up and say "Hey, no ones home except me. No one will be here 'till 8:00 tonight. Why don't you come over?"

I had *no* idea why she wanted me to come over. None at all.

What a moran, huh?

[chiburb]

2. Or maybe...

Her "moves" back then are being fantasized now? Maybe that "chick" didn't want to get "laid" but was just being herself? Like a friendly woman?
We'll never know...

[jimbo fett]

3. Awwww, come on chiburb. Don't ruin my fantasy!!!

BTW, what are you wearing? ;-)

[trof]

4. Had a similar experience.

She was in my Sunday school class.
We were juniors in high school.
She called one Saturday and said "My folks are going to the movies tonight and I'll be all alone. Come over and bring some rubbers."

So I showed up in my galoshes with an extra pair for her and I was almost out of college before I figured out why she was so pissed.
;-)

[neverforget]

5. I had something similar happen when I was in high school and

I've always wondered why I was so stupid. Monday Morning Quarterbacking or coulda, woulda, shoulda.