CONFESS!!!!! You found a $100 bill - what would you do with it?

[LynneSin]

It's just lying on the ground and no one is there to claim it. What would you do with your new found wealth and how would you spend it???!!!!

Me? If I kept it, I'd get one of those Automated Kitty Litter Boxes. I hate cleaning out that dang thing. (Yes, I know they run over $100, but I'd use the money to pay for part of it).

[jimbo fett]

1. Use it to help buy an iPod. I gots some iPod jones sumpthin' fierce!!!

[UrbScotty]

2. Give some to my favorite Presidential candidate! (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

3. My boring answer...

I'd put it in the bank and use it in the course of normal life. For example, today, part of that $100 could have paid for my pastrami sandwich.

I just don't have any big needs right at the moment. :shrug:

[LynneSin]

6. you could buy RBNYC, Ramsey and I each a small bouquet of flowers...

and brighten up our days

:D

[GOPisEvil]

7. OK - I'll do that!

Since the $100 is virtual, so are the flowers. :D

[LynneSin]

10. awwww....I want the one on the right!!! And for you...

I'll send you this virtual bottle of Anejo Herradura

[GOPisEvil]

12. Ooooh...I'm virtually drunk!

I wonder if I can get fired for that. :o

[LynneSin]

13. Can I virtually take advantage of you???!!!

I could do virtually nasty things!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. I'd feign virtual outrage, but I'd secretly be virtually aroused.

[LynneSin]

16. Make sure you use virtual protection - I don't want no virtual babies

:P

[GOPisEvil]

17. Got it covered!

[kmla]

21. Ahem - shouldn't you guys just...

...check into a virtual motel or sumpin?


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[LynneSin]

24. What!! Are you a virtual prude???

:shrug:

:D

[kmla]

26. WELL! I am virtually....

... ahhhh - I got nothin'. Ran out of virtual references.

:dunce:

[GOPisEvil]

25. After sharing a REAL hotel room...

...the virtual ones just aren't the same. :D

[kmla]

28. *kmla plugs ears, starts chanting "LA LA LA LA LA" in a loud voice*

B-)

[LynneSin]

29. you can join us if you like

Virtually - the more the merrier!!!

[GOPisEvil]

34. Yeah...woohoo!!

:grouphug:

[kmla]

36. *kmla blinks twice, fans his face, and blushes*

Is it getting virtually warm in here?

;-)

[KCDem]

4. give it to Planned Parenthood or NARAL

I feel bad that I can't give them as much as I'd like.

[djeseru]

5. $100 won't cover it all...

...but I got one helluva speeding ticket in Austin...

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well, quit speeding though my hometown, dammit.

;-) Sorry you got pinched by the federales.

[djeseru]

11. Been here 5 years...

...you think I'd know where they hang out & ticket, but nooooo...busted going 92 in a 60. The ONE time I got frustrated with the pace.

[GOPisEvil]

14. FYI...Hwy 290 east of 35...the limit is 55, and there are always cops.

92? Damn! If you're going to speed, do it right! :D

[djeseru]

23. Hee hee...

...just giving the nice policeman something to work with!

[bigwillq]

9. I'll take my family and friends to dinner

[buff2]

18. I would buy a $100 worth of lottery tickets

And hope for the best! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

19. And end up winning $7

:shrug:

[SOteric]

20. Okay, I'm a throwback. This actually happened to me once and I

put an add in the paper vaguely wording it that I'd found a specific item at this particular point in the city (giving the address). And that if the claimant could call and tell me what it was, it would be returned to them.

No one called.

It was December.

It funded Christmas for several homeless men at the Union Gospel Mission.

[GOPisEvil]

22. You

are a very decent human being.

Not decent in a "it'll do in a pinch" sorta way either. Truly decent.

:hi:

[Shananigans]

27. Props to you...

I can't believe you are the only one who would attempt to find the owner...

Somewhat disenheartening....

[kmla]

33. Wow. Just for that, I'm adding YOU to my buddy list.

Hoping some of your kindness and compassion makes it's way into my brain by association.

I try, but sometimes I come up a little short on the kindness part... I can always use a good example. Thanks.

[CreamyGoodness]

30. I found $5 yesterday

It was laying on the ground in a parking lot. Then when I got home I found I had received a bill for almost $3500 for my wife's mammogram. Karma, ain't it a bitch?

[BurtWorm]

31. Use it to get my mother that operation she desperately needs.

:nopity:

[bitchkitty]

32. Give it to Dean. n/t

[RetroLounge]

35. Yup, me too.

It would go to Dean.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

37. Spend it on drugs or video games. n/t

[forgethell]

38. Take the wife out to eat

Thick, thick, T-bone, medium-rare, side of broiled lobster, caesar salad, fried onion rings, toss-up on the potato, baked if I'm dieting that week.

Have of couple or three black russians.

Go to the coffee shop for some Blue Mountain and their turtle cheese cake.

Go home, put in my extended edition of "The Two Towers" and fall asleep in th ebig battle scene.

[TEXASYANKEE]

39. This sort of happened to me.

Several years ago a good friend returned from Vegas with a small windfall. When I complained that I'd love to have that kind of money, she gave me a $100 bill. I put it away in a drawer and was never able to think of anything substantial to spend it on, so I gave it to my nephew (who had recently graduated high school and was just starting college).

[Bombero1956]

40. incidently

Some fellow firefighters on my department found a paper bag in front of their station last weekend and inside was $20,750 in small bills {nothing bigger than a $20}. They turned it over to the police and if nobody claims it in 30 days the cops get to keep the money.

on edit: More than likely it's drug money and it won't be claimed.

If I found $100 I'd donate it to a local heating assistance provider.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. Put it in the "Fun Fund"

That's what I do with all the money I find in the laundry, under the sofa cushions, etc...

In the dead of summer, when gigs are few and far between, we spend the money on something purely recreational.

[rbnyc]

42. I'd keep it and...

...probably spend it on groceries, metrocard, laundry and other regular cost-of-living stuff.