Post a random fact, about yourself, that you just made up.

[ohiosmith]

I wrote all of the songs attributed to Lennon and McCartney. Honestly, I did.

[taterguy]

1. I inspired the Ben Folds song "Not the Same"

[Lyric]

2. I'm the one that Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.

You don't wanna know what "clouds in my coffee" was *actually* referring to. Trust me.

[Spacemom]

3. I taught Zorro to sword fight

Really.

[ThomCat]

4. I am The Batman!

:7

[Liberalynn]

5. I put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong

[Mad_Dem_X]

10. Well, I put the bop

In the bop-shoo-wop-shoo-wop!

[Liberalynn]

27. That was you?

Good job! High five.

[Burma Jones]

6. I am the true author of the plays attributed to Shakespeare

[RedStateShame]

7. I invented the West Coast Offense....while in Kentucky.

Damn Bill Walsh, stealing my ideas!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. i think cats are gross

[Critters2]

9. I'm the Queen of France nt

[Chan790]

11. I am the one true heir to the Scottish throne.

[unsavedtrash]

12. My shoe size is 14

Not a lot of ladies shoes to be found.

[BarenakedLady]

13. I'm a man, baby! (n/t)

[AllegroRondo]

14. I wrote most of Shakespeare's plays.

but not the sonnets. I wont touch those.

[ThomCat]

15. Oh no! Now you and new_beawr are going to have to fight it out!

Everyone, run for your lives!

[AllegroRondo]

20. I only wrote most of them. He may have done the others.

[SarahB]

16. I was crowded Miss Cheese Princess 1989 at the Wisconsin State Fair.

[Deep13]

17. I am the stirling ladle of justice...

...pouring its fresh cream over the just-picked strawberries of crime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tick#Live-action_series

[Guava Jelly]

18. I have had relations with every duer lady in the lounge.

some of them twice :hide:

[Deep13]

19. Stay away from my wife, you bastard!

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

21. I can't help it...Women just love me!! It's a curse.

:sarcasm: :rofl:

[Critters2]

24. Did I ever say "Thank you"? Cuz, ya know,

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

25. You are welcome

I hope :silly:

[graywarrior]

22. I had GoPsUx's baby.

6 times.

[Guava Jelly]

23. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:hide:
:rofl:

[Joe Fields]

26. I wrote "On The Road," but Kerouac stole my manuscript.

[Liberalynn]

28. I fired the eight attorney generals, at least

I think I did. My memory's not so good.

[ohiosmith]

29. Fredo?

[Liberalynn]

31. Is he any relation to Frodo?

[Yog Sothoth]

30. A Møøse once bit my sister ...