CAPTION President McCheese

[underpants]

[KensPen]

1. Let's all do the robot like back in the 80s!

nt

[Aristus]

6. " 'Member th'aliens in 'Close Encounters? Yeah, well, this did 'is thang

with their han's lahk thee-is. Iddint that kewl?"

[trof]

2. You put your left hand in, and you shake it all about.

You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

[underpants]

3. Rove is pissed, the camera angle was supposed to show him ON the moon

Right Wingers would probably believe it hell they think he is in charge don't they?

[NightTrain]

4. "Today, Iraq...tomorrow, der vorld!"

Sorry! Best I could come up with on the sperm of the moment. :shrug:

[CatWoman]

8. For some reason

your comment makes me think of Bela Lugosi in "Bride of the Monster"

:shrug:

[XNASA]

5. w* sez: "Those two space fellers, Kang & Kodos, are evil-doers.....

..Intelligence reports say they have WMD's. We're gonna git 'em. Kang & Kodos, if you're listenin'.......Bring it on. Pull mah finger, and god bless murka."

[CanuckAmok]

7. "and, as you can plainly see, the Moon belings to Murika. It even has the

Flag on it and everything. So, what I'm sayin' is that we need to colonize it so we can put Muricans on it. In fact, Dick has been working very hard compiling an extensive list of everyone who we think should go to the Moon Camp. You might say he's been concentrating really hard. Whichj makes it a 'Concentration Camp'. Get it...hello...is this thing on...?

[underpants]

9. CARD!!!....get me those cheeseburgers!!!!!!!!

:bounce:

[wysimdnwyg]

10. Ya' see, this is the place where we landed last time

When I send folks up there, we're not just gonna plant a flag, we're gonna put up a great big hotel, have a mining operation and drill for oil. Hey, this is gonna be great! We can mess up the en-vire-ment - just like we are here - but there won't be anyone bitchin' about it!

[rock]

11. "And by packing it firmly I find I can stack it even higher"

Shit-stacker-master bushsucks*

[Lefty48197]

12. If I hear any more outbursts out of you

I'm gonna put you out in the hallway with Helen Thomas.

[CanuckAmok]

13. And here's where I planted the Flag when I flew the Appollo Missions...".

...is that a question in the back, there? Speak up, please, I can't quite..oh! ......Yes, my arm is strong, but that's no reason for you to kneal, thank you. Next question?........ Yes, I do like to get buzzed. "

[Braden]

14. as you can see its quite windy on the moon, suggestions? YOU!

[AlGore-08.com]

15. Smirk: Lookie! I'm Ted Nugent! VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!! OW!!!!

Heeheeheeheehee. *Snort* Ser'yusly, check out this hyar slide of tha improved view at Olympic Nashun'l Forrest, after implaymentashun of my new "Clear Cut - - er, Healthy Forrest Restorashun" act. You kin see all the ways to the horiz'n now. And Ole Glory stand out real nice without all them way stupid totally dumb trees in the way. Note also the total lack of forrest fires now. Heeheeheehee. VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!! OH MY GOD, MY ARM!!! WHERE'S MY ARM!!!! Heeheeheeheeheee. *Snort*. Okay, nex' slide - -

[cosmicdot]

16. W: my point exactly ... we gotta go back to turn the light off ...

[peterh]

17. Lookie see….

In and out, in-between….that desert badger is one wily rascal

[ElsewheresDaughter]

18. "to assure maximum success we will only attempt it when it's a full moon"

[name not needed]

19. cheeseburger.