Demean yourself.

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:
God you are a twit GoPsUx!!!
And you are an affront to proper grammar!!! And should be executed!
(so bad i had to edit it) :mad:

[NightWatcher]

1. I am the slime that covers a loaf of Spam in the can

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I used to be hot shit, but now,,,

I am just a cool turd in a dixie cup.

[lost-in-nj]

3. You used to be somebody

now you don't count!!!!


lost

[Guava Jelly]

5. Hey you are supposed to Demean yourself!!

Not point out my shortcomings! :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

8. I am talking about me....

you are still SOMEBODY!!!!

lost

[Guava Jelly]

11. 'Somebody' would be a promotion for me.

:crazy:

[lost-in-nj]

19. GoPsUx

:grouphug: :pals:
Hon we are all worthy....
you know we love you.......
YOU ARE SOMEBODY TO ME!!!! AND TO US!!!!!!


lost

[Guava Jelly]

23. ...awwww shucks! :o)

:blush:
:hug:

[Chan790]

4. I am:

*the spit in Paul Wolfowitz's comb.

(This post was going to be list but nobody is going to top that in a "demean yourself" contest.)

I Win. :party:

[Guava Jelly]

6. You play hardball dontcha!!

:D

[Left Is Write]

7. I don't think that would be a good idea.

[Guava Jelly]

9. I'll demean you.

That one time when you thought you were like really really cute....You were just really cute.
:hide: :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

10. ...

:spank: :spank: :spank:

lost

[Guava Jelly]

12. Ouch!!!!!

:mad: :D

[crim son]

13. A post whore, a shitty wife,

a bad housekeeper and ugly to boot... that's crim son. :D

[Guava Jelly]

16. I said "demean yourself " not lie!!!!

Now maybe you are a post whore?(as i am)..You may be a mediocre housekeeper?
But Ugly!!!
Please!!!
You are NOT!!! ugly by any means!! And you are a nice lady :)
:hug:

[crim son]

18. Any way I demean myself, I lie.

:P

Thanks GoPsUx. You're such a sweetheart, I swear it. :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

27. Well you are a sweetheart to me!!

Demeaning yourself in jest is healthy.
Beating yourself up over day to day b.s. that you cant control isn't healthy.
:hug: :loveya:

[crim son]

29. Yeah, but I'm cheerful as can be.

Everything's coming up roses and I don't believe a thing I typed. Really. :D

[Guava Jelly]

31. Good ! because i don't either

:)

[crim son]

34. I knew that.

I knew it so well, I didn't even mention it.

[Guava Jelly]

38. Good!!

:hug:

[Redstone]

20. Stop it. Just stop right now, OK? Advice from a friend.

Redstone

[crim son]

22. I'm supposed to demean myself!

If I'd said "Modest woman, interior designer extraordinair, incomparable mate and utterly beautiful" I would have received complaints!

I love you, Redstone. :hug: You are a champion of the mutilated ego, and a tireless one.

[Redstone]

28. Sorry. I worry about you sometimes. I can't help it. I forgot about the subject of the OP.

Redstone

[crim son]

30. I sense that you do

but I'm doing so much better, month by month. Now let me worry about you and all your long walks w/out a cane. :hug:

[Redstone]

32. No, no, do not worry about me. I don't even let Mrs R do that. I'm fine, and if I'm not,

I'll be fine soon enough. Three weeks ago, I almost didn't make it a quarter-mile to the corner and back. But then look at how I bounced back.

I'm fine. Christ, I worried my parents senseless more than once, and don't need to do that to anyone else.

Remember, I'm the toughest son of a bitch in the valley (except for TomInTib).

Redstone

[crim son]

35. Okay, okay.

I'll keep my worrying to myself. :loveya:

[Redstone]

36. Some day, I'll buy you a drink or seven. And have the same myself, and nobody will worry

About anything.

Deal?

Redstone

[crim son]

39. It's a deal.

I look forward to it.

[Redstone]

37. Some day, I'll buy you a drink or seven. And have the same myself, and nobody will worry

About anything.

Deal?

Redstone

[lost-in-nj]

24. No it isn't

She is a force to be reckoned with and a strong and worthy person.
and someone I would like to call friend,,, :)
She is love......
You weren't a shitty wife
you had a shitty husband!!!!!!
:grouphug:

lost

[crim son]

26. ...

:hug: You are a friend, lost. :hug:

[Redstone]

14. Why in blazes would I want to do that?

Redstone

[Guava Jelly]

17. Hell i don't know??

It's just a goofy thread :silly:

[lost-in-nj]

33. And you couldn't

there is nothing to demean your self for or with (or any one else )

we all have our weaknesses and our strengths
and we all share our strengths with each other
and that makes us all WONDERFUL AND WORTHY!!!

I say this mantra everyday....

I AM A STRONG AND WORTHY PERSON!!!!
say this 10Xs A day, BELIEVE

:hi: :hug:

lost

[wildhorses]

15. do it on a daily basis ---

pretty much ...i suck and i am stupid and i don't know sh*t about computers :grr:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6451174

[Guava Jelly]

21. You may not know sh*t about computers. but i have a problem with suck/stupid!

I sure do!! You don't suck!!! and are like really smart and stuff! :7

[wildhorses]

25. and stuff

:P