Thursday morning commandments

[Deep13]

1. Thou shalt replace the cap on thy toothpaste so that thy oral hygiene may prosper.

2. Thou shalt not singeth "my humps" for thy earworm is an abomination to the LORD.

3. Thou shalt stayeth at home when thou art sick, for thy coworkers want naught thy rinovirus.

4. Thou shalt wear at least 14 items of flair on thy waitress uniform.

5. Thou shalt not parallel park if thou has naught the faintest idea how to do so.

[gizmonic]

1. So Sayeth The Sweetie

RAmen :P