if you had one chance to say something to a bunch of GOP's

[mimitabby]

my mother forwarded to me a really bad Bill Clinton joke. The nice thing about it was that
there were about 100 email addresses on it since all the forwards were left right on there.
I would love to send these people something appropriate, maybe a political cartoon, maybe something
they think is what they want to hear but it isn't. Anyone have any ideas?

I will only have one opportunity, of course, after the first email, they will get wise to me.

thanks
Mimi

[mimitabby]

1. no ideas?

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Well, what is the joke?

Maybe we will have ideas if we know what the "humor" was.

[LSK]

3. whats the joke?

[mimitabby]

4. you guys want the bad joke? ick. okay

“I Miss Bill Clinton”

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.



Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He h ad his way with ugly white women.



Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

---ya gotta love it!

[LSK]

7. so many misconceptions there, i dont know where to start

Maybe google some bush jokes???

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

8. That is just utterly offensive on SO many levels.

1) it's racist. Sound a bit like Limbaugh's "Barack the Magic Negro" song, ya think?

2) It indicates that somehow lying about sex is worse than lying about the necessity of a war that kills thousands of American men and women in unfirom.

3) (and perhaps the cardinal sin) It just ain't funny. Find some new frickin' material, already! It this all ya' got, Repukes? Rcycled Clinton jokes? Hell, Bush gives us something new EVERY DAY to ridicule!

[mimitabby]

9. i absolutely agree.

so give me something that will suck them in and hang them out to dry!

[arbusto_baboso]

10. How about....

Just a simple "reply to all" message in which you request that the original sender no longer send you stupid, offensive, untrue poltically-natured e-mails of this sort. The, also threaten to start sending similar material about Bush back to them, only tenfold.

[mimitabby]

22. nah

the person who sent it to me was my mother who is one of them librals. She just sent it to me so I could see the kind of crap her dumb friends send her.

but she made a small mistake and shared the email addresses with me.

[Wapsie B]

5. Yeah I do. "Why should I forgive you for what you and your kind

have done to this country since '00?"

It wouldn't matter if you sent this with the first email or the tenth.

[mimitabby]

6. who said anything about forgiveness i want to blow them away

there was a cartoon on here yesterday with all the quotes in 2003 about how "they showed us"

can't find it today. i thought it might be a good start.

[Redstone]

11. I guess it would be along the lines of "bite me." I favor brevity.

Redstone

[wildhorses]

12. pffft

:P

[NC_Nurse]

13. I think I'd say something like

Too bad there's nothing even remotely funny about the clusterfuck that Bush has created.

[guitar man]

14. people stopped sending me that stuff

after I snapped a pic of my hairy white ass and attached it to the replies :hi:

[Omphaloskepsis]

15. Ignore it...

They didn't change your mind.. You won't change theirs. I would "Bounce to Sender." Or sign them up for a bunch of gay porn. I would ignore it.

[Little Wing]

16. Instead, we've got a guy who make eating pretzels a near-fatal event

and send that

[mimitabby]

18. ooooooh great picture thanks!

[TOhioLiberal]

19. did he actually make that face?

what a doof. :puke:

[Little Wing]

23. yep

It's real

[Terdlow Smedley]

17. "You're a chump, punk sissy and your breath smell pissy!"

[Connonym]

20. Send them the most recent Tom Tomorrow

they'll probably be too dumb to understand the irony though

[AlCzervik]

21. ask them how 1998 is treating them, tell them in the future they'll be wishing

Bush got a blowjob instead of starting an illegal war.

[mimitabby]

24. thanks everyone

I sent it out yesterday and not a single one of them responded (yet)
subject: funny Clinton joke
attachment:dumb bush photo above

body:
Thanks for forwarding that pathetic racist joke. Thanks to people like
you we have a moron in office that makes choking on
a pretzel a near fatal event. And you guys are still passing around
stupid Clinton jokes. Wake up people,
what Pres. Bush has done to our country IS NOT FUNNY.

[Chan790]

25. I have gone with this:

From Get Your War On by David Rees. Of course they probably wouldn't get it.

[Orsino]

26. Only response needed: "Clinton sounds pretty good now...

...doesn't he?"