What's the weirdest explanation you've heard for Bush*'s facial scratch?

[Lisa]

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The first I heard of it was an American friend e-mailing me with, "I didn't see it on him BEFORE his meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister!"

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Personally I think it makes him look rakish. (That is, as if he stepped on a garden rake.)

[DS1]

1. My most bennie-of-the-doubt is that he pushed too hard with a razor

[ClintonTyree]

24. Way to big............

for a razor cut. I'm thining he's an electric man anyway. There are too many variables when shaving with a blade, this man can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

[Jack Rabbit]

2. The official version

!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Can't the salt on a pretzel scratch?

:shrug:

[Logansquare]

4. Shaving after 36 "near beers" nt

.

[liberalmuse]

5. I think...

that his good pal was saying to Bush, 'Good work, my boy' while giving him an affectionate, fatherly pat on the cheek, except he forgot he was still holding his pitchfork in his cloven hoof.

[Catshrink]

6. Probably tried to pick up his dog, but the dog, remembering that dad

is a freaking klutz and dropped him once before, clawed Jr's face. Sure looks like a paw scratch.

[Ruby Romaine]

10. Wait, didn't the lump in the bed drop the dog?

remember the poem * wrote?
Pickles the dog dropper said so.
no, Pickles doesn't understand where people got the idea that * wrote the poem.

[Catshrink]

13. No, the boy wonder himself dropped the dog...

I saw the video on Jon Stewart's Daily Show. He was with a soccer team and dropped the dog on video. A real winner, that one.

[Ruby Romaine]

14. I saw the video too

but what about the poem???????

Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe.
:)

[Catshrink]

15. Hm... Guess Pickles is a klutz too.

or maybe the meds slow her reflexes.

[Bundbuster]

7. Stress

Pretty hard to suffer from stress with an IQ of 81.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. My God, he looks like a drunken shit-eating ignorant putz

I wouldn't be surprised if he cut himself with some f-ing security report that he refused to read.

"Ah! Ah!!! Paper cut!!! Ouch!! Karl (whine whine whimper cry cry cry) give me some bactine or something already....god it hurts! help me!!! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick, I have to look presidentialary for my TV thingamabob when I gonna be talkafying about how me need to go to space. (wink wink) but not so we can put bombs abnd stuff there, right, Unka Dick? OW OW OW! Will somebody please fucking give me a bandaid or something? What?! Are you all mendicant illegal spic filth or something? Jesus, this hurts! Come on!"

[Ruby Romaine]

9. is it a dueling scar?

I've always thought that *'s lip licking is Tardive Dyskinesia from the antipsychotic meds!
:)

[Fenris]

11. Cut himself with the razor he uses to make a line of coke

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. Chupakabra attack at the Latin America summit

the truth is out there

[Ruby Romaine]

17. lol!

That explains the BFEE.
Bloodsuckers!
:)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. The weirdest? That it was a passion scratch from a human being

Male, female or slow dog.

I can't imagine that schmuck getting any.

[Thor_MN]

18. He fell off the helicopter again???

.

[DS1]

19. Cheney had him 'chipped' so they can track him anywhere

He couldn't lick the wound on his own cheek :evilgrin:

[Lisa]

20. you mean, if the wound were anywhere else on him ...

They'd have to make him wear one of those conical paper collars so he wouldn't keep gnawing at it?

[DS1]

22. Precisely

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. ROTFL!!! Someone has to photoshop that

Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

21. He mouthed off and Cheney punched him

you know it's true.

[put out]

25. The most unbelievable would be

he fell asleep reading a Truman biography and got a paper cut. Hell, make it any book of worth. I'd never believe it, anyway.