Is Dog good?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I know this is a taboo subject on DU, but sometimes I think my cats know too much. Should I get a dog?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Dog bad... BAD DOG!!! DOWN BOY...

woof

[jpgray]

2. I thought you were avoiding unfunny threads that bomb?

:shrug:

:D

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Lol

...but you still hurt my feelings.;(

[jpgray]

7. Nah, I got a chuckle out of it (nt)

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. I was just kidding about hurting my feelings.

I was fishing for compliments.

[Fenris]

3. Yes, but only when cooked well.

[ScholarSeeker]

5. Yes. Dogs are better companions than cats

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. My parents have a golden lab.

Every time I visit, he runs to the door, so happy to see me. :-)

My cats do that too, but only because they want to be fed. :-(

[Cooley Hurd]

8. Of course!

Dog is the only viable anagram of God... Besides, don't you want to wake up to this?

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Dog peed behind the couch tonight so dog is in a little bit of trouble

right now. :(

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. One of my cats does that all the time. nt

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Dog is magnificent

So is cat.

[JitterbugPerfume]

13. If properly prepared

tastes just like chicken