Caption this picture of Jerry Falwell

[Khephra]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Does this mean we have to get married now?

[WillParkinson]

2. I was wrong...

Gay marriage is a GOOD thing!

[Gman]

3. I'm speechless!

I have no idea... speechless!

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. and if you contribute just $500 dollars, we'll include...

our patented 1"-1" square authentically blessed prayer cloth
a small vial of genuine authentic miracle water
a splinter from the true cross
and a life sized cardboard cutout of Rev. Fallwell, perfect for scaring demonic trick-or-treaters on Halloween...

Operators are standing by. Demonstrate your faith with your Visa, Mastercard, or American express...

[cosmicdot]

5. Falwell: smile and say money

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. Notice the Reverend Falwell is wearing his Holy Handkerchief. Yech!

From Salon:

"What sort of proper sexual habits? According to Moon, in order to restore blood purity, very specific practices are prescribed. Sex before marriage is out of the question, and when sexual consummation does happen, it must adhere to very specific instructions. First, a photograph of Moon must be nearby, so that everything occurs under the reverend's watchful eye. After two nights of woman-on-top sex, the couple reverse positions, whereupon the man, according to Moon, restores dominion over Eve, via the proper missionary position. Then, according to the instructions attributed to the U.C.'s American Blessed Family Department, "after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up.""

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2003/09/24/moon/index_np.html

[Bill McBlueState]

9. creepy... and gross!

The Holy handkerchief? :wtf:

Never laundered?

:puke:

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Praise the Lord and pass me your paycheck, brother!!

n/t

:evilgrin:

[geniph]

22. As I'd expect of anyone whose nick was FrankZappa...

hammer...nail...head.

You win.

[Name removed]

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[Nevernose]

10. Is da widdle baby ticklish?

[11 Bravo]

11. OK, you can keep the right-wing, fundy, nut cases;

but I've got dibs on all the really creepy, sexually repressed, zealots.

[Ganja Ninja]

12. Falwell: “That’s not what I meant when I asked for a reach around.”

[terrya]

13. "Aw, Jerry, you've put on weight! There's more of you to love!" eom

[beawr]

14. Hi Guy, I love what you did with the Washington Times.

[Zuni]

15. I am nuttier than you are you big lug

[BringEmOn]

16. Tinky Winky

[Khephra]

18. That's CLASSIC!

Mind if I keep a copy of it?

[BringEmOn]

19. Please do.

[Khephra]

20. Thanks!

:-)

[jimbo fett]

17. "Can you feel it? My extra man-breast is right under my armpit."

[Bertha Venation]

21. Too! Big! Can't. Reach. Off. Button.