What should Marvin the Martian say in the State of Mars address?

[zbdent]

I do a fairly good impression of Marvin the Martian, and I just realized that I should make a tape of "Marvin" rebutting the W plans for "sending a manned exploration" to Mars.

I'm considering sending it to several Clear Channel radio stations in the Cleveland area.

Some initial ideas:

"We will resist this illegal invasion with all our Martian might."

"We do not know of the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction. However, we have our own disintegrating devices."

(this can be somewhat tongue in cheek)

Maybe I'll get a job doing voice-overs. I have other voices that I do fairly well, but one of my best is Marvin. Hell, if that gravel-voiced guy can do Mitsubishi commercials, I can do other stuff.

[mac56]

1. "This makes me ver-ry ang-ry! Ver-ry ang-ry in-deed!"

nm

[IADEMO2004]

8. Michael Jacksons judge just said the same thing

sorry off topic

[proud patriot]

2. This is a great idea

I got my husband in the background now doing his best
Marvin :eyes: LOL ...He says

"we will resist your earthling invasion with our
Q34 explosive space modulator"

[mac56]

3. that's the ILLUDIUM Q-34 explosive space modulator!

Carry on.

[zbdent]

4. I always thought it was the

Illudium Pu36 space modulator.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. That's What I Thought Too, ZB

But, you forgot "explosive" as in "my illidium PU36 EXPLOSIVE Space Modulator."

And of course, Marvin needed that space modulator to destroy earth, because it was blocking his view of . . .?

Bonus points for quick response!
The Professor

[mac56]

6. Venus!

And it's definitely Q-36.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Venus Is The Correct Answer

But, since i left the room for a while, i have no evidence you did it fast enough to get the bonus points. (I could look at the post time, but that would be like work.)

It's good to be able to make the rules!
The Professor

[proud patriot]

7. oh that's right My husband forgot illudium

:shrug:

[zbdent]

10. Followup: What I've come up with so far:

"People of Earth:

It has come to our attention that you are planning a pre-emptive invasion of our home planet, Mars.

We will resist you. Your puny Earth weapons will be no match for our Illudium Pu36 Space Modulator.

Oh, by the way, if you cannot pronounce it correctly, you should not be in charge of nuclear weapons.

. . .

Contrary to popular belief, Mars does not need women since we have perfected the cloning procedures.

. . . "

More to come . . .