Time for the gratuitous "Ghostbusters" quote!

[kmla]

"Where do these stairs go?"

"They go up."

Or:




"Shhhhhhhhhh."

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. "Oh Cripes, not Ghostbusters again..."

Big McLargehuge Encore customer.

[mr_hat]

8. It's true. This man has no dick. n/t

[Richardo]

21. "Well that's what I *heard*!"

:D

[brainwashed_youth]

2. ok...

"He slimed me"

"When someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!"

[soleft]

3. "you're fired because you're pregnant"

Sorry, that wasn't actually in the movie

'Ghostbusters' Director Sued


Ghostbusters director Ivan Reitman is being sued for discrimination after allegedly forcing a new mom to quit her job as his assistant. Juliet Ward-Boydston claims the movie-maker promised to make her a producer in return for her years of loyalty, but changed his tune when she gave birth. When she announced she was pregnant, Boydston claims Reitman told her producing would be too much for her to handle and she should think about pursuing "a new avenue". When Boydston returned from maternity leave, she was denied a raise, and locked out of a promotion - and she claims it's because Reitman didn't want another mother in his organization.

snip

http://www.imdb.com/PeopleNews/#1

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Okay. So she's a dog.

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

[kmla]

5. "Nimble little minx, isn't she?"

or

"Smells like burnt dog hair.
Oh. Sorry"

[Loonman]

6. "Actually it's more of a guideline than a rule"

n/t

[brainwashed_youth]

7. when did they say that....

csause I thought that particular line was in Pirates of the Caribbean

[Loonman]

9. Homage

"I make it a rule to not sleep with women who sleep above the covers"

"two feet above the covers"
(Dana's gown falls slightly open)

"actually it's more of a guideline, than a rule"

[DarkPhenyx]

10. "Ray? When somone asks you if you are a god...

YOU SAY YES!"

Or:

"OK...let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

[ET Awful]

11. Riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!!!

Santorums worst nightmare :)

[a_random_joel]

12. "That's a big twinkie."

eom

[kmla]

13. "Tell 'em about the Twinkie, Ray."

n/t

[Loonman]

15. "What about the Twinkie?"

n/t

[mark0rama]

14. "We'll need a sample of your brain tissue."

"Okay."

[KissMyAsscroft]

16. Would you like some coffee?

Egon (looking at whats his name) "Yes have some"

Whats his name(whacked out of his mind) "Yes, have some"


also...

" And the FLOWERS ARE STILL STANDING!!!!!"

[kmla]

17. "Someone go help the little guy."

or

"I collect mold, spores, and fungi."

[Richardo]

18. "You're right - no human could stack books like that...."

:D

[Richardo]

19. "I've BEEN in the private sector - they expect RESULTS"

:D

[Richardo]

20. Egon: "Print is dead."

[mac56]

24. my favorite quote from that movie!

I use it a lot.

[phillybri]

22. "You don't normally see that kind of behavior in a major appliance..."

"Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"

"Back off man, I'm a scientist."

"Where are you from....originally?"

[Richardo]

23. Venkman (plinking on the piano): "They hate this"

:D

[Interrobang]

25. Listen...do you smell something?

I also particularly like "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me." :)

[Nay]

26. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, nice shootin', Tex!"

Fave line is "when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!!!"