Do You Have An All-Time Favorite Bush Quote??

[Intelsucks]

A few days after September 11th he said, (refering to Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar in Afghanistan)


"We'll smoke 'em out, and git 'em runnin'."


Hmmm... Let's see... We smoked 'em out... They ran... But we certainly didn't git 'em! Osama is still at large, and Mullah Omar (a man with one eye) managed to evade the U.S. military.
:wtf:

[displacedtexan]

1. Adapted my favorite for my sig line

"We have to make the pie higher."
G.W. Bush*

[Zero Gravitas]

2. He hasn't said it yet:

"I uhhhh... ummmm hereby ahhh ummm resign the ahhh Presidency of the ummmm United ummmm States uhhhh ummmmm effective ummmm immediately"

[ewagner]

3. Mullah Omar

....a man with one eye.......

doesn't he also have a really, realy primitive wooden leg?

re: favorite Bush quote: talking to NASA about the "spacial entrepreneurs "

[Blue-Jay]

4. I'm partial to two quotes of his brand of idiocy

1) Fool me once...
2) Humans and fish coexisting...

You really couldn't write shit that funny if you tried.

[Catfish]

5. Three

For funny, the one about "I know how hard it is to put food on your family".

For very stupid and thoughtless: "Bring 'em on."

Honorable mention:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again." George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

[Bertha Venation]

7. food on your family -- my fave too

eom

[lovedems]

6. I liked the "left hand has to know what the right hand is doing" and the

idiot didn't even know his left from right hand!!!!! I hope you all remember that one!

I also like the one about american families wanting to put food on their family. I can't remember the exact quote but it was something stupid like that.

[arcane1]

8. two gems:

"we expect there to be transparency. People who have got something to hide make us nervous"

and

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption"

though I am afraid he was dead-serious in the 2nd one...

[kixot]

9. It wasn't actually W who said it.

It was Will Farrel, and it sums it all up in my view:

"Strategery".

[Intelsucks]

16. Bush did say it. My coworkers and I laughed about it for days.

n/t

[Deja Q]

10. Is our children learning? (he said that more than once, too...)

:eyes:

[Old and In the Way]

11. "The War on Terror has nothing to do about oil"

Other than the usual syntax problems, this statement is a baldface lie.

Well, if it's not about oil, maybe it's about war-profiteering.

[Bundbuster]

12. To the President of Brazil,

which has the largest African-heritage population (40 million) outside of Africa:

"You have blacks too?"

[lovedems]

13. oh my God, I missed that one! EEEEW, that isn't stupid, that's

embarrassing! I am embarrassed that he is suppose to represent me.

[Bundbuster]

15. Just imagine what the President of Brazil was thinking...

and still thinks of our dictator.

[lovedems]

25. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to see our candidate in a debate ask *

"Why did you ask the President of Brazil, 'you have blacks too?'" Oh God, how would he answer that? What would the american people think (the ones who aren't stupid dumb f*ucks).

[kixot]

21. Here it is in more detail.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/2002/05/31_Blacks.html

[Bundbuster]

26. Condi quote:

(re: AWOL's comment in Brazil)

"He's still on the learning page." ROTF

[reprehensor]

14. "Weapons of math death."

[myrna minx]

17. "You teach a child to read, and he or her

will be able to pass a literacy test.''—George W. Bush,
Feb. 21, 2001

http://www.anti-social.co.uk/bushgaff.shtml

Check out the Dubya quote generator.

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[CanuckAmok]

18. "...the problem with the French is...

...they don't have a word for 'entrepeneur'..."

I'm paraphrasing. Can anyone post the exact quote?

[Intelsucks]

22. Did he really say that? Now that is really embarrassing!

n/t

[CanuckAmok]

23. I read it here on DU. Can't confirm, but is sure sounds like the dimson.

n/t

[ewagner]

19. Forgot about

...is our children learning?

[Fenris]

20. "You know,"

"There's an ol' sayin' in Texas, probly' in Tenessee too, that goes, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you...uh...ifulme can't get fooled agin.'"



YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[CanuckAmok]

24. I just enjoy thinking about...

the collective "D'OH!"s which emit from the room where the Presidential Aides hang out, everytime Chowderhead opens his mouth. Picture a room with candybowls filled with extra-strength Advils, to counter the effects of all that forehead-slapping!

[TacticalPeek]

27. "I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything."

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

[1monster]

28. I kind of like the one about the desks

flying out of the airport by Thursday...

[gold_bug]

29. it's hard to decide

on a fave, there's so many good ones.

I like this one...

"Do you have blacks, too?"
-- George W. Bush, meeting with Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso; allegedly, in this incident, reportedly witnessed only by members of the White House Press Corps, Condoleezza Rice was present and jumped in to save Cardoso from having to answer, informing Bush that in fact Brazil is home to more blacks than any country outside Africa (date: November 2, 2001 ???)

[populistmom]

30. "There ought to be limits to freedom"

--at a Press conference at the Texas State House, May 21, 1999

And they still (sort of) elected the guy!!!! :eyes:

[central scrutinizer]

31. "make the pie higher"

nfm

[TheRock]

32. misunderestimate

I use it all the time at my job.

[mitchum]

33. "I can't breathe"

Hey, a boy can always hope

[Intelsucks]

34. kick!

n/t