Theme Song Lyrics for TV Shows

[OneBlueSky]

http://www.geocities.com/tvshowthemelyrics/

There's a holdout in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights,
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a Scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idelwyld,
CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU?

[wryter2000]

1. Should be holdup

Should be hold-up in the Bronx

[Richardo]

2. Consider the zen simplicity of the greatest TV theme song ever....

Meet George Jetson
His boy Elroy
Daughter Judy
Jane, his wife...


Ommmmmmmmmmmm :hippie:

[populistmom]

10. The Andy Griffith Show theme

Now that's Zen simplicity

[Maeve]

61. There actually ARE lyrics to that

"The Fishing Hole"
Well, now, take down your fishin' pole and
meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
We may not get a bite all day,
but don't you rush away.

http://susie1114.com/Thefishinghole.html

[Cocoa]

3. I found a dime on the street today

and got the saccharine "Eight is Enough" song stuck in my head.

There's a magic in the early morning we found,
When the sun rise smiles on everything around.
It's a portrait of the happiness that we feel and always will,
For eight is enough to fill our lives with love.

Oh we spend our days like bright and shiny new dimes.
If we're ever puzzled by the changing times.
There's a plate of homemade wishes on the kitchen window sill,
And eight is enought to fill our lives with love.

[Insider]

4. neat...sweet...petite

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum,
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream,
The Addams Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)


So get a witches shawl on,
A broomstick you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on,
The Addams Family.

ROFL

[CBHagman]

91. Thanks for that, Insider

For thirty-some-odd years I've thought the lyric was "So gather with your shawl on, a roost that you can crawl on." :-)

Tony Kornheiser, a sports columnist for The Washington Post, once did a story with the headline, "They're altogether ooky, and they're your family." I still smile at that.

[1monster]

5. Come, let me tell you a story

'bout a man named Jed.
The poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shootin' at some food
And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire.
The kin folks said, "Jed, move away from here."
Said, "California's the place you ought to be."
So they loaded up the truck an they moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Movie stars. Swimming pools.

****

We'd like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
Come in. Take your shoes off. Sit a spell.
Y'all come back now, hear?

[NightTrain]

6. Hong Kong Phooey, number one superguy

Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
He's got style, a crazy style
and a bop that just won't stop.
When the going gets rough,
he's super tough
with a Hong Kong Phooey chop!
Ha!

Hong Kong Phooey, number one superguy
Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye
Chicka-cha, chicka-cha, chicka-chicka-chicka-cha.
Hong Kong Phooey! Terrific!

[1monster]

7. It's time to put on make up.

It's time to light the lights.
It's time to get things started.
(Why don't you get things started?)
On the most sensational, inspirational,
multupational
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE MUPPET SHOOOOOOWWW!!!

[Tripper11]

8. Don't get discourgaed

Chico, don't be discouraged,
The Man he ain't so hard to understand.
Chico, if you try now,
I know that you can lend a helping hand.

Because there's good in everyone
And a new day has begun
You can see the morning sun if you try.

And I know, things will be better
Oh yes they will for Chico and the Man
Yes they will for Chico and the Man.

[1monster]

9. There's No Need To FEAR!

UNDERDOG

THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR!
UNDERDOG IS HEAR!

When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all that see or hear
A cry goes up both far and near
For Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
UNDERDOG!
UNDERDOG!

While in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steel from those who need
To right this wrong with fighting speed
Goes Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
UNDERDOG!
UNDERDOG!

[Insider]

11. power kick for sweet polly purebread!

LOL

:kick:

[rucky]

12. When you find yourself in danger...

when you're threatened by a stranger
when it looks like you could take a lickin'...

There is someone out there who will hurry up and rescue you\
Just caaaaaaall for ___________!

[Insider]

13. first, the quote

ROFL! Mr. T????? LOL

[VelmaD]

14. SUPERCHICKEN!!!

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk

[rustydog]

17. Super Chicken!!!!

:bounce:

[Dogmudgeon]

57. Superchicken from memory

The Love Theme from Superchicken
(Jay Ward and somebody else)

When you find yourself in danger
When you're threatened by a stranger
When it looks like you will take a lickin'
(Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!)

There is someone out there who will
Hurry up and rescue you
Just call...
for Superchicken

And if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it
You see he knew the job was dange'rous when he took it

He will drink his Super Sauce and
Throw the bad guys for a loss and
He will bring them in alive and kickin'
(Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!)

There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn
to call ...
for Superchicken
(Cluck! Cluck!)
call ...
for Superchicken
(Cluck! Cluck!)

[sasquatch]

15. No lyrics but a shocking title for the M*A*S*H tv show

'Suicide is Painless'

[KamaAina]

There are indeed lyrics; they were used in the M*A*S*H movie

but not in the series; "too controversial". And yes, it WAS on CBS :-)

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/j-mandel-suicide-is-painless-lyrics.html

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

:
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.



The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.



The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin, but...



A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
"is it to be or not to be"
and I replied "oh why ask me?"

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please.

Bizarre factoid of the day: Marilyn Manson covered the tune!!

[Insider]

16. best costume ever?

All the world is waiting for you,
And the powers you possess,
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights,
And the old red, white and blue!

Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman!

Now the world is ready for you,
And the wonders you can do.
Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth!

Wonder Woman!
Get us out from under.
Wonder Woman!

All our hopes are pinned upon you,
And the magic that you do.
Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fold,
Change their minds,
And change the world!

Wonder Woman!
Wonder Woman!
You're a wonder!
Wonder Woman!

[CO Liberal]

18. Overture - Curtain - Lights!!

This is it - the night of nights!
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart.....

Overture - Curtain - Lights!!
This is it - we'll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we'll hit,
On with the show, this is it!!

(Assorted Looney Tunes characters march across the stage)

And oh, what heights we'll hit,
On with the show, this is it!!


"The Bugs Bunny Show"

[Insider]

20. LOL

i love this thread

[bubblesby2002]

104. My very favourite

And oh what heights we'll hit
on with the show this is it!!!!

[CO Liberal]

19. "Batman"

Batman. Batman.
Batman. Batman.
Batman. Batman. Batman.
Batman. Batman. Batman.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

BATMAN!!!!!!!

(And someone got credit for writing those lyrics.....) :-)

[BrotherBuzz]

21. Rawhide - My benchmark for all theme songs (bar none)

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies Rollin'
Rawhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishing' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missing',
Good vittles, love, and kissing',
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Chorus:
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide
Count 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, count 'em out,
Count 'em out, ride 'em in
Rawhide!

Keep moving', moving', moving'
Though they're disapproving'
Keep them dogies moving'
Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My hearts calculating'
My true love will be waiting',
Be waiting' at the end of my ride.

Rawhide!

[mac56]

28. "I just don't understand those dogies...."

Don't try to understand 'em!
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em!

[CO Liberal]

22. "My Mother, The Car"

Everybody knows in the second life
We all come back sooner or later -
As anything from a pussycat
To a man-eating alligator.

Well, you all may think my story
Is more fiction than it's fact.
But believe it or not, my mother dear
Decided she'd come back -

As a car.
She's my very own guiding star.
a 1928 Porter, that's my mother dear.
She helps me through everything I do
And I'm so glad she's here.

(Ahh-oo-gah!! Ahh-oo-gah!!)

My Mother The Car -
My Mother The Car.

(Believe it or not, I typed those lyrics from memory.....)

[Dogmudgeon]

56. Thank you!

That was one of my favorite shows when I was growing up. I'm still looking for a file of the theme song.

For an encore, how about The Pruitts of Southampton?

--bkl

[CO Liberal]

60. OK, I'll Try

Part of this song with a "P" in front are sung by Phyllis Diller, the star of the show. Other parts are sung by other characters and a chorus of singers, as indicated. - Wayne

P: "How dja do? How dja do? How dja do, my dear?
What a lovely surprise! Nice to see you here!"
Butler: "All the bills are long overdue, my dear."
P: "File them under I.O.U!"

P: "How dja do? How dja do? Well, hello, it's YOU!
Love my dress? Love my coat? Aren't they MARVIE-POO?
Daughter: "They belong to the Internal Revenue!"
P: "And they've got us eating stew."

Chorus: "The Pruitts of Southampton
Are like the richest folk -
But what the folk don't know is that
The Pruitts are flat broke!"

P: "How dja do? How dja do? How dja do, my dear?"
Husband: "We are out of champagne and I'm stuck, my dear!"
P: "Ask the butler to lend you a buck, my dear
How dja do? How dja do? How dja do!!"

(It's kinda scary that I can do so many of these from memory....)

[Maeve]

65. Good lord, I thought I was the only one who remembered that!

I loved Phyllis Diller! Had two of her books (may still be around somewhere)--a guide to housekeeping and a marriage manual. Favorite bit from the housekeeping one--"Cleaning the house while the kids are still growing/ Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."

[Dogmudgeon]

71. Wow!

That one was usually on too late for me to stay up and watch. 9 or 9:30, wasn't it?

The only thing I really remember was that Phyllis Diller used to say "Marvey-Voo" -- but my hearing has been bad since I was born.

Incidentally, I read that Ms. Diller (who is still around and actively performing) looks back at that show with great distress. It seems that she got the Royal Screw over it; Richard Deacon (I think he was the IRS agent) also got claims he got burned. It was a shame, I loved the show, and Phyllis Diller was one of the comedians who really shaped my own sense of the absurd. I even have one of her old books -- Phyllis Diller's Marriage Manual.

So ... did you ever catch Captain Nice? How about Mr. Terrific? The Double Life of Henry Fife? The Ugliest Girl in Town?

Well, thanks again!

--bkl
When I was just a little boy,
I asked Phyllis Diller, 'What should I be?'
'Should I make movies, should I tell jokes?'
Here's what she said to me:
'Who the hell are you?
And who let you in past the guard?
Are you one of Fang's creepy nephews?
Here's ten bucks -- get lost, kid!'
(apologies to Livingston and Evans)

[Insider]

23. Keepin' your head above water

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line
Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good Times.

[Insider]

24. movin' on up

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

[CO Liberal]

25. "F Troop"

The end of the Civil War was near
When quite accidentally
A hero who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled
His proud little family group
While pinning it on some blood was spilled
And so it was planned he'd command F Troop.

Where Indial fights are colorful sights
And nobody takes a lickin'
Where paleface and redskin
Both turn chicken.

When drilling and fighting get them down
They know their morale can't droop.
As long as the all relax in town
Before they resume with a bang and a boom -
F TROOP!!!!

[salinen]

27. "Gigantor, gigan an an tor.

Gigantor the space aged robot
He's in your command
Gigantor the space aged robot
his power is in your hand."

"Here I comes to save the day
that means that Mighty Mouse is
on his way"

[Insider]

the clincher

Where Indial fights are colorful sights
And nobody takes a lickin'
Where paleface and redskin
Both turn chicken.

good one

[mac56]

26. This is the theme to Garry's Show

The theme to Garry's show
Garry called me up and asked if I would write his theme song
I'm almost halfway finished -
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Garry's show?

This is the theme to Garry's Show
The opening theme to Garry's show
This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle
Then we'll watch "It's Garry Shandling's Show"

(whistles)

This was the theme to Garry Shandling's show

[CO Liberal]

29. Magilla Gorilla

We've got a gorilla for sale -
Magilla Gorilla for sale.
Won't you buy him -
Take him home and try him
Gorilla for sale.

There in the window, Magilla Gorilla
Full of charm and appeal
(Yada yada yada yada yada)
He's really ideal.

He is real he's ideal and he's awfully cute
He's an ever-living doll in a monkey suit

**spoken** How much is that gorilla in the window?

Take our advice, at any price
A gorilla like Magilla is might nice
Gorilla - Magilla Gorilla for sale.

[mac56]

30. Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear

Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair
At a picnic table you will find him there
Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear!

He will sleep till noon
But before it's dark
He'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park!

Yogi has it better than a millionaire
That's because he's smarter than the average bear!

[mac56]

31. Come on in, and pull youself up a chair (like Chairry!)

Let the fun beigin, it's time to let down your hair!
Pee Wee's SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that's you!)
To go wacky, at Pee Wee's Playhouse!

There's a crazy rhythm, comin' from Puppetland (what's that?)
Dirty Dog, Cool Cat, and Chicky Baby are the Puppet Band (yeah!)
He's got a couple of talkin' fish,
and a genie who'll grant a wish-
Golly, it's cuckoo at Pee Wee's Playhouse!

Globey's spinnin', Mr. Window's grinnin',
'cause Pterri's flyin by (hello!)
The Flowers are singin', the Picture Phone is ringin',
and the Dinosaur family goes, "Hi!"
Mr. Kite's soarin', Conky's still a snorin',
there's the flashing Magic Screen,
The Cowntess is so classy, Randy's kinda sassy-
A nuttier establishment you've never seen!
Spend the day with Pee Wee and you'll see what we mean! (Come on!)

Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen-
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin'-
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee Wee's Playhouse!

(sung by Cyndi Lauper)

[baldguy]

32. guess

Beyond the rim of the starlight
My love is wandering in starflight

I know he'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love strange, love a star woman teaches

I know his journey ends never
His star trek will go on forever

But tell him while he wanders his starry sea
Remember me, remember me

[salinen]

34. "A horse is a horse

of course of course.....

People yakity yak all day
and waste their time this way
But Mr. Ed will never speak
unless he has something to say."

[mac56]

68. I think it's "People yakity yak a streak..."

Carry on.

[Scout]

92. Original Star Trek

[oxymoron]

33. Petticoat Junction

Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction.
Petticoat Junction
Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction.
Petticoat Junction

Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get
To the junction, Petticoat Junction.

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
Petticoat Junction
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
Petticoat Junction
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
Petticoat Junction.

[Insider]

35. identical cousins

Meet Cathy, who’s lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty’s only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights
What a crazy pair!

But they’re cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

[beawr]

36. Just Sit right back

and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

The ship aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
with Gilligan,
the Skipper too.
A millionaire and his wife,
a movie star,
the proffessor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
there here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his Skipper too
will do their very best,
to make the others comf'terble
in their tropic island nest.
No phone ,no lights, no motor car,
not a single luxury
like Robinson Crusoe
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
you're sure to get a smile,
from seven stranded castaways
here on Gilligan's Isle!

[Insider]

45. the thunder clap

just singing this (out LOUD) and i actualy did the thunder clap:
"the weather started getting rough..."

LOL it must be time for bed

[OneBlueSky]

37. anyone remember who had a hit with this one?

There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes,
Another chance he takes.
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Agent Man.
Secret Agent Man.
They've given you a number.
And taken away your name.

Beware of pretty faces that you find.
A pretty face may hide an evil mind.
Ooh be careful what you say.
Or you give yourself away.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Agent Man.
Secret Agent Man.
They've given you a number.
And taken away your name.

Swinging on the Riviera one day
Layin' in a Bombay alley the next.
Oh don't let the wrong word slip.
While kissin persuasive lips.
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

Secret Agent Man.
Secret Agent Man.
They've given you a number.
And taken away your name.

[beawr]

38. Johnny Rivers

n/t

[CO Liberal]

40. It Always Sounds Like He's Saying "Secret Asian Man"

:-)

[Dogmudgeon]

58. OK. Now who WROTE it?

(Scroll down when you have the answer)



































P.F. Sloan and Steve Barri.

They also wrote half of the hits for The Turtles.

--bkl
Edited: Link and spelling

[OneTwentyoNine]

63. And remember why the song was written in the first place?

????

[Dogmudgeon]

73. Why was it written?

I though it was because "Flip" Sloan and Steve Barri were on staff with Warner Brothers or CBS or whoever produced the show.

Sloan and Barri also wrote "Eve of Destruction", "You, Baby", "She's My Girl", "Let Me Be", "Debbie Be True" (a surf song with their band, The Fantastic Baggys), "Where Were You When I Needed You", and several others.

Sloan also has written stories, several about his travels to India and his studies of Hinduism and Buddhism.

Also, The Association did a song about him. Not one of their catchiest, but a cool song none the less.

Click here for P.F. Sloan`s web page.

--bkl
A major P. F. Sloan fan.

[Insider]

39. the brady bunch

Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was bringing up three very lovely girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls.

Here's the story of a man named Brady
Who was living with three boys of his own.
They were four men living all together
yet they were all alone

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow.
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow form a family,
That's the way they all became the Brady bunch.

The Brady bunch, the Brady bunch.
That's the way they became the Brady bunch

[CO Liberal]

41. "Here We Come, Walking Down The Street...."

Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet,

Hey, hey, we're The Monkees
And people say we monkey around
But we're too busy playing
To put anybody down....

We're just try to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
We're the young generation
And we've got something to say

Hey, hey, we're The Monkees
Ya never know where we'll be found
So you better get ready
We're maybe comin' to your town!!!

:-)

[CO Liberal]

42. "Yippee Aye Oh Ki Yay, Ridin' Around the Range..."

Great big star on his chest
Outdraws all of the rest
Fastest gun in the west.

Yippee Aye Oh Ki Yay,
Ridin' Around the Range
There goes Quick Draw McGraw
The high-falutinest
Fastest shootinest
Cowboy you ever saw....

Quick Draw McGraw

Quick Draw: "Hey Baba Louie, are you all right?"
Baba Louie: "Saright!!!"

:-)

[Insider]

43. and yogi bear

Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear,
Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair.
At a picnic table you will find him there
Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear.

He will sleep till noon but before it's dark,
He'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.

Yogi has it better than a millionaire
That's becasue he's smarter than the average bear.

(CO Liberal is GrinMaster tonight)

[Insider]

44. go speed racer, GO!

Here he comes
Here comes Speed Racer
He’s a demon on wheels
He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasin’ after someone.

He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive.
He’s busy revvin’ up a powerful Mach 5.
And when the odds are against him
And there’s dangerous work to do

You bet your life Speed Racer
Will see it through.
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!

He’s off and flyin’ as he guns the car around the track
He’s jammin’ down the pedal like he’s never comin’ back
Adventure’s waitin’ just ahead.
Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer, Go!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

99. Damn, beat me to it. I'll have to settle with Spiderman. (nt)

[CO Liberal]

46. "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis"

"Dobie - wants a girl that's dreamy
Dobie - wants a girl that's creamy
Dobie - wants a girl to call his own.....
Is she blonde? Is she tall?
Is she dark? Is she small?
Is she any kind of dreamboat at all?
No matter - he's heres and hers alone,
'Cause Dobie wants to find a girl to call his own."

[CO Liberal]

47. "Who Can Turn The World On With Her Smile?"

"Who can take a nothing day -
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well, it's you girl, and you should know it.
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to fake it
You can have the town, why don't you take it?

You're gonna make it after all.
You're gonna make it after all."

"Mary Tyler Moore"

[Insider]

49. there you go again

big grin over here. i was thinking "rhoda? rhoda?" LOL

[terrya]

62. ""How will you make it on your own?""

"This world is awfully big
Girl, this time you're on your own

But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to fake it
You can have the town, why don't you take it?

You're gonna make it after all.
You're gonna make it after all."


The lyrics to "Mary Tyler Moore" the first few seasons

[CO Liberal]

48. "Boy, Da Way Glenn Miller Played..."

Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us we had it made
THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

And ya knew who you were then,
Goils were goils and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great -
THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

"All In The Family"

[CO Liberal]

50. "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight...

"Schlemiel, Schlemazzle,
Hassenpheffer, Incorporated.

We're gonna make it.

Give us any chance, we'll take it
Read us any rule, we'll break it
We're gonna make our dream come true -
Doin' it our way,

Nothin's gonna hold us back now.
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dream come true -
Doin' it our way,

There is nothing we won't try
Never heard the word "impossible"
This time, there's no stopping us.

We're gonna do it.

On you mark, get set, and go now -
Got a dream and we just know now
We're gonna make our dream come true -
And we'll do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
And we'll do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

"Laverne & Shirley"

[Insider]

51. i give up! uncle!

CO Liberal is killing tonight. (go to bed, man) LOL

Hassenpheffer, Incorporated.

[Insider]

52. Fame

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry
Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember. All

[Insider]

53. Green Acres

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide.
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.


New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.


...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square


You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.

[NightTrain]

54. Boy, the way Glenn Miller played

songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days.

And you knew where you were then.
Goils were goils and men were men.
Master, we could use a man
like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days!

[Insider]

55. Lady Godiva was a freedom rider

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
And you're glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.

[Kat45]

59. Lance Link

Whatcha gonna do
Don't let CHUMP
Make a monkey out of you

[OneTwentyoNine]

64. Hmm,can't find the ones for Magnum P.I.

BTW,did anyone catch the Magnum marathon on Hallmark channel a few weeks back?

David

[CO Liberal]

66. Saturday Afternoon Nick

:kick:

With over 50 years of network TV, I'm SURE there's a few no one's posted yet!!

[CO Liberal]

70. I Meant "Kick"

:-)

[mac56]

67. It's a jungle out there

Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?

It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing

People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you

I could be wrong now, but I don't think so

It's a jungle out there
It's a jungle out there!

("Monk" theme, sung by Randy Newman)

[CO Liberal]

69. Speaking of Jungles.....

George, George, George of the Jungle
Strong as he can be.
George, George, George of the Jungle
Friend to you and me.
Watch out for that tree,
WATCH OUT FOR THAT --

(crash)

Tree.....


:-)

[Richardo]

93. Here's the bridge...

When he gets in a scrape...
He'll make his escape
With the help of his friend
An ape named Ape.

Then away he'll schlep
On his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula stay in step...wiiiith

George George George of the Jungle
Strong as he can be....

Watch out for that tree!
Watch out for that (ah ahaha ahaha)

tree!

George George George of the Jungle FRIEND TO YOU AND ME!

(That's from memory, BTW)

[Insider]

72. Courtship of Eddie's Father

"Best Friend", by Harry Nilsson

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.
(scat finish).

:hug:

[arwalden]

74. But Patty's Only Seen The Sights A Girl Can See From Brooklyn Heights!!

[Insider]

76. Cathy’s lived most everywhere, from zanzibar to barclay square

what a crazy pair

[Insider]

75. fitting?

I'm so glad we had this time together,
Just to have a laugh, and sing a song.
Seems we just got started and before we knew it
Came the time we had to say, 'So long.'

(so long.)

[CO Liberal]

77. Or As Andy Williams Would Sing It....

"May each day of your life be a good day.
May the Lord always watch over you...."

[Limbought]

78. Why did Bobby Sherman look so good when I was younger?

The bluest sky you've ever seen, in Seattle.
And the hills the greenest green, in Seattle.
Like a beautiful child
Growing up, free and wild.
Full of hopes and full of fears,
Full of laughter, full of tears,
Full of dreams to last a year
In Seattle.

When you find your own true love you will know it
By his smile, by the look in his eyes.
Some set pine trees in the air
Or some stand around and stare
Look out everyone, Here Come the Brides.


http://www.geocities.com/tvshowthemelyrics/HereComeBridesSong.html

[arwalden]

80. The OFFICIAL Bobby Sherman Web Site Is Here...

http://www.bobbysherman.com/

:SWOON: :GIGGLE: :SCREAM:

-- Allen

[Limbought]

96. Bobby Sheman, Davy Jones, David Cassidy ......

SIGH .....

[CO Liberal]

79. "Who's The Leader Of The Club That's Made For You and Me?"

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there, hi there, ho there, You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse (DONALD DUCK!)
Mickey Mouse (DONALD DUCK!)
Forever let us hold our banner high! HIGH! HIGH! HIGH!

Come along and sing our song and join our jamboree.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.

(And the closing theme...)

Through the years, we'll all be friends, wherever we may be.
M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse.
Forever let us hold our banner high! HIGH! HIGH! HIGH!

Now it's time to say goodbye, to all our company.
M-I-C, (See ya real soon!)
K-E-Y, (Why? Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S-E.

[CO Liberal]

81. Almost Forgot One Of The Most Famous Theme Songs Of The All

"Flintstones, Meet The Flintstones!
They're the modern stone-age family.
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with The Flintstones
Have a Yabba Dabba Doo time
A Dabba Doo time
We'll have a gay old time!

And the closing theme...

"Flintstones, Meet The Flintstones!
They're the modern stone-age family.
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history.

Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
Then that cat will stay out for the night.

When you're with The Flintstones
Have a Yabba Dabba Doo time
A Dabba Doo time
We'll have a gay old time!

(Instrumental)

We'll have a gay old time!

Fred (pounding on door): "WILMA!!! WILMA!!!!"

[LiviaOlivia]

82. Bad boys bad boys

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you

When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school and you learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they come for you

[YellowRubberDuckie]

87. AS soon as the scroll hit this post, a COPS commercial came on..

I shit you not. LMAO

Duckie

[mac56]

83. "Superman" by Lazlo Bane (theme from "Scrubs")

Out the door, just in time. Headin' down the 405.
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 am.
The phone rings, in the car. The wife is working hard.
She's runnin' late tonight again. Well...

I know what I've been told. Ya gotta work to feed the soul.
But I can't do this all on my own.
No, I know I'm no Superman.

You've got your love online. You think you're doin' fine.
But your just plugged in to the wall.
And that deck of tarrot cards, won't get you very far.
There ain't no hand to break your fall. Well...

I know what I've been told. You gotta know just when to fold.
But I can't do this all on my own.
No, I know I'm no Superman.

You've crossed the finish line. Won the race but lost your mind.
Was it worth it after all?
I need you here with me. 'Cause love is all we need.
Just take a hold of the hand that breaks the fall.

Well I know what I've been told. Gotta break free to break the mold.
But I can't do this all on my own.
No, I can't do this all on my own.
I know that I'm no Superman.

I'm no Superman.

[CO Liberal]

84. Monday Morning Kick

:kick:

I know we can think of more.....

[CO Liberal]

85. WKRP in Cincinnati

Title: WKRP in Cincinnati
By: T. Wells and H. Wilson

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, WKRP.

Got kind of tired packing and unpacking,
Town to town, up and down the dial.
Maybe you and me were never meant to be,
But baby think of me once in awhile.

I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati...

[Aristus]

86. Makin'

your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Takin' a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get away.......

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to go where people know
That people are all the same
You want to go where everybody knows your name

Get out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be...a girl

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You want to be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You want to go where everybody knows your name.

:toast::beer::beer::toast:

[tishaLA]

88. This is It!

This is it. (This is it.)
This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball.
This is it. (This is it.)
Straight ahead and rest assured you can't be sure at all.

So while you're here enjoy the view.
Keep on doing what you do
So hold on tight we’ll muddle through
One day at a time, (One day at a time.)

So up on your feet. (Up on your feet)
Somewhere there's music playing.
Don't you worry none we'll just take it like it comes.
One day at a time, (One day at a time.)

[Loonman]

89. Bonanza!

Bonanza
We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck Bonanza.
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope, planted a family tree. We got hold of a pot of gold, Bonanza.
With a horse and a saddle, and a range full of cattle, how rich can a fellow be?

On this land we put our brand, Cartwright is the name, fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the West, we're livin' the best, Bonanza, if anyone fights any one of us, he's go a fight with me, Bonanza.

Hoss and Joe and Adam know every rock and pine, no one works, fights, or eats, like those boys of mine. Here we stand in the middle of a grand Bonanza. With a gun and a rope and a hatful of hope, we planted our family tree, we got hold of a potful of gold, Bonanza.

With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends, how rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand, Cartwright is the name, fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim. Here in the west we're livin' the best Bonanza.

With the friendliest, fightingist, loving band, that ever set foot in the promised land, and we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it Bonanza...Bonanza...Bonanza...

Lyrics written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans.

[mac56]

90. 60 Minutes

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[Limbought]

101. LOL!

Andy Rooney: "Do you ever wonder ........"

[CO Liberal]

103. And Don't Forget "60 Minutes II"

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[OneBlueSky]

94. one of my earliest memories was this one . . .

(and I could sing the whole song through . . . which I did a lot . . .)

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a bear when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier.

Fought single handed through the Injun war,
Till the Creeks was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett the man who don't know fear.

He went of to Congress and served a spell
Fixin' up the government and laws as well.
Took over Washington, I heard tell,
And patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Davy, Davy Crockett, seein' his duty clear.

When he come home, his politickin' was done,
While the western march had just begun.
So he packed his gear, and his trusty gun
And let out a grinnin' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin the Pioneer.

[CO Liberal]

100. One of MY Earliest Childhood Memories

Out of the night,
When the full moon is bright
Comes the horseman known as Zorro.....

Zorro... Zorro...
The fox so cunning and free,
Zorro... Zorro...
Who makes the sign of the "Z".

[twistedliberal]

95. You'll hate me for this,

...but I loved this show as a kid:

Just two good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

Straightnin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the law never will

Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow.

Just two good ol' boys
Wouldn't change if they could
Fightin' the system
Like a true modern day Robin Hood
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!

Sorry. Will go hide now.

[CO Liberal]

97. I Think A Lot of People...

...watched that show just to see Daisy Duke.

[twistedliberal]

102. I was too young to REALLY notice Daisy...

I actually watched it for the car. Still want a Charger like that (minus the paint job).

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

98. Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out! Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame, He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.