I should just start smoking again.

[HEyHEY]

There's two ladies at work here, the smoke all day. I am new so I can't say anything. But I just quit smoking about two months ago, cold turkey. I'm not having cravings, but I am breathing the shit in all day.

[Don_G]

1. Don't Think About Starting Up Again

Quit while you're ahead and have about thirty years of lung tissue ahead of me.

[HEyHEY]

3. I meant start in a sarcastic sense

No way in hell am I ever going back to that! :-)

[La_Serpiente]

2. Aren't there smoking bans at your workplace?

Where I am, most owners do not allow smoking in their shops and restraunts.

[HEyHEY]

4. Yes

They are supposed to smoke in the washroom, but the big boss is only here a couple days a week. So when he's gone, they light up.

[Liberal Christian]

5. Tell them you have asthma

or severe allergies to cigarette smoke. Tell them you've been too nervous to say anything, but it really is starting to affect you. Leave the room to throw up occasionally.