What will others say at your eulogy?

[GURUving]

Of course, you'll be looking down, and may even have the power to strike them down if they aren't nice.

I don't know that anyone would say anything other than "he came, he ate, he doesn't eat anymore" or "remember him for the good works he might have done if he had ever gotten his sh*t together"

[brainwashed_youth]

1. he was a good kid...

it's a shame those republinazis had to gun him down

[Faygo Kid]

2. "He rarely visited 'General Discussion: 2004 Primary' Thread"

And was a better person for it, missing the sniping and often downright hatred that loses perspective about the Ultimate Evil to be faced in November.

[madmax]

3. She was a big pain in the ass!

But, she had a good heart. :silly:

[mitchum]

4. "He said this would happen...the damn know-it-all"

[brokensymmetry]

5. Who?

Some time ago, I decided that my great ambition in life was to not balance the weight of a dead fly on the scales of eternity. So far, everything is going according to plan!

[Cleita]

6. Thank God!!!

R.I.P. and make sure the coffin is sealed! :-)

[Parrcrow]

7. what's that smell?

:nopity:

[Fovea]

8. He managed to do one or two good things

Even though his shit was never in one sock.
He wrote a good poem, played a mean guitar, was not bad in bed.

He stopped counting his unsuccessful CPR attempts
when he hit 300.

He was exceptionally good at hitting people with sticks.

There was a hole torn in his soul which let cold air in, and
warmth leaked out of.

His bullshit filters were sharp, and fought for what he thought
right, regardless of success or failure.

He was a loser with a silver tongue.

That about covers it.

[SOteric]

9. It's a wonder God didn't take her years ago,

'cause Lord! -enough of us prayed for it.

[Sapphocrat]

10. 'Maybe THIS will finally make her shut up.'

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Bahahaha!

Chatty, are we? :)

[Sapphocrat]

14. A tad. LOL n/t

[foreigncorrespondent]

31. A tad, she says.

Bwahahahahahahahaha! ;)

[Sapphocrat]

32. Oy, Aussie!

Shet ya bleedin' pie-hole, Sheila! ;)

[foreigncorrespondent]

33. ROFLMAO!

The woman who wants that written on her thing is telling me to shut pie trap? ;)

[Bertha Venation]

34. butting in to ask a friendly question

Safe to assume from this exchange that the two of you aren't on the same continent at the moment? :( I hope I'm wrong.

[foreigncorrespondent]

36. Bertha...

...you aren't wrong, hon.

Sappho and I have been apart now for two years, apart from the grand total of 56 days over the last two years that we have seen each other.

[Sapphocrat]

38. I wish we were...

'Cause then we'd be doing all this sniping across the couch, and not across the Pacific, via phone lines, and filtered through Echelon. :D

[Sapphocrat]

35. Aye!

And it's not what I want on my epitaph -- it's what I expect some smartass (like one of my hateful Repuke relatives) will say at my funeral.

As for my epitaph, I want:

FINALLY IN A PLACE WHERE GENDER DOESN'T MATTER

[foreigncorrespondent]

37. Well then....

...I think seem as how I am going to be marrying you that I will have the final say in what gets written, and I won't let your repuke loving idiot family members do anything to discredit you. :)

[Ready4Change]

11. What others?

I'm gonna be last out the door. :)

[ellie]

12. She was a mammal

(Shameless Night Court reference)

[Shanty Oilish]

41. I like that

:wtf: does it mean?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. ParrrrrrrrrrrrTY!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[Sapphocrat]

46. For GoG...

"We may never understand the significance of the Spiro Agnew picture in her sig line, but we're sure she must have have a very good reason for reaching out across party lines. And, speaking of party... Belly up to the bier, boys!"

(I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything else, every time I see that pic. It cracks me up! LOL!)

[Tripper11]

16. Who????

n/t

[sweetladybug]

18. Most people who really know me would say

"She had the mouth of the south" Which is true, I love to talk and "I hope she isn't late for her own funeral" since I am late for every place I go.

[DODI]

17. "She finally finished something"

[Journeyman]

19. I hope they say, "Look! He's breathing!". . .

[mac56]

21. Just what I was going to write!

"I think he just moved!"

[AngryAmish]

20. Boy, that guy could drink a lot of beer.

[ComerPerro]

22. "Well

"Thanks for coming. As you can see, he is dead, just like I promised. Take a look, and once you are satisfied there is beer in the fridge. The pizza should be here any minute. Help yourself to some of his stuff."

[LWolf]

23. shudder

They won't have the chance. I'm not having one. If I get my way, no one but my sons will notice I'm not around any more.

No discussing me in public; my boys can talk together all they want. They may argue over where to dump the ashes. In my garden, planting a tree in me, or scattered off the top of a mountain, or at the base of a sequoia; they'll know what to do. One son will write a song about me; he'll play it on the guitar and sing it while the other son does the digging, scattering, etc. Then they'll totter back to their retirement; I'm not that much older than them. By that time, we'll be old together.

[Martin Eden]

24. Impossible to know, because...

...I'm going to outlive everyone I know.

[Norbert]

25. "lately he was such a crabass."

[Mikimouse]

26. "This is the best darn barbecue I have ever tasted"

n/t

[corporatewhore]

27. let her be an example to those who speak ill of His Oilyness

[Bertha Venation]

28. She annoyed the shit out of me

but I have never had so much got damned fun being annoyed.

[Character Assassin]

29. Somebody step on a duck?

[aQuArius]

30. She said tooooo much when she was drunk, lol

;););););)

[NoPasaran]

39. I wonder what he meant by "Rosebud".

[Shanty Oilish]

40. Wow she looks good

All tarted up like that. It's almost a shame to bury her alone. First family will in a hundred years she's not in. Bet it's longhand too. Well let's not stand around, we have to find it before her hellcat daughter does.

[fortyfeetunder]

42. As they look at my cremains sealed in my "Mickey Mouse" urn

..."one last time she finally made an ash of herself"....

[Paragon]

43. "That bus never would have hit him if he'd looked both ways first."

:silly:

[HEyHEY]

44. This bastard screwed my wife

No, no one would say that....as of now anyway.

[hedgetrimmer]

45. ...fucker...

[carols]

47. Her life was filled with artifacts of love and rebellion

:-)
Carol

[Shanty Oilish]

50. *sniffle*

:cry:

[oustemnow]

48. "The line to piss on his grave forms at the right"

at least, that's what I hope.

[TXlib]

49. Fucker owes me $20!

[neebob]

51. If I die in the next few years

I think they'll say, "Somebody shoulda told her mother she didn't like pink flowered things."

[buddhamama]

52. no eulogy wanted

just scatter my ashes and let me get on with the rest of my lives