Another nonsense poll to counter all "what's the greatest.." polls

[JackDragna]

Poll question: Another nonsense poll to counter all "what's the greatest.." polls

Which of the following individuals would be the best Candyland player?Extra credit for explaining your answer.

[CarlBallard]

1. I said the will work for food person

Because candy is food

[JohnKleeb]

2. Hitler lol because he could find someone to blame for him losing

then convince everyone else to join him and there would be
Reichcandy,

[I AM SPARTACUS]

3. sammy Davis, Jr...

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can
Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

[gyopsy]

4. John Steinbeck

because he's COOL and you know it!!

[Lady President]

5. Langston Hughes

Langston Hughes would really, really want to win because no candy causes the blues...

The Blues by Langston Hughes

When the shoe strings break
On both your shoes
And you're in a hurry-
That's the blues.

When you go to buy a candy bar
And you've lost the dime you had-
Slipped through a hole in your pocket somewhere-
That's the blues, too, and bad!

[baldguy]

6. Squeaky rubber ducks

because everyone should get at least one vote!

[arwalden]

7. Because Alfred E. Newman...

... wouldn't worry.

-- Allen