I am WAYYYYY drunk, but I want to do a DUer

[aQuArius]

I think he is the sexiest, most intelligent, person I have ever met. I just hope he is back from vacation. Have you ever wanted just to get is on with a fellow DUer?

[burythehatchet]

1. you're lookin' pretty good right now

:evilgrin:

[aQuArius]

14. so are you....

hey sexy, how are ya??? Wanna get it on???? LOL, saving myself for that perfect DUer....

[Terwilliger]

2. You know, I think arwalden is attached

Just so you know.

[aQuArius]

6. I just want him to be back here...

I hope he thinks I want him so bad I would give him a BJ!

[aQuArius]

3. c'mon baby, I want it....

I want to get it on with him.... if you are him, let me know.... if you live in Texas, you are probably him.... LOL

[Cleita]

4. Is he?????

Available???? The only one I know on vacation has a missus.

[aQuArius]

7. nah, NOT a misses

He is 100% all man, I promise. He is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy! woohoo!

[aQuArius]

17. and I KNOW he is available...

unless he met someone on vacation :( I hope not. I could give him the best experience of his life, LOL!!!!

[Tatiana]

5. Ummm....

Whoa!

[salinen]

8. aQ

is gonna gak! Take two aspirin before bed.

[aQuArius]

10. like I said, WAYYYY tooo much to drink, LOL

;) *muah*

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. Yeah actually.

I can totally relate.

[aQuArius]

11. if he was here, I would jump on him

I don't think anyone realizes how sexy and irresistable "HE" is! OMG!

[salinen]

13. Hey aQ?

What's so irresistible about the guy? Hurry, before you pass out.

[aQuArius]

15. HE is everything I've ever wanted

I cannot tell you how much he means to me. I dream about him almost every day and night. I love it when he looks at me, I love it when he talks to me, I love it when he e-mails me. I love the way he stands-up for what he believes in... I WANT him!!!!!!

[F-5]

12. I know, I know.

I'm very sexy. Women want me, men want to be me!

I'm glad you can see it. :D :evilgrin:

[aQuArius]

16. I am sooo sorry....

even though you are not him, you are a VERY cute 2nd I don't know if he's back from vacation, but he should be by now. *muah*

[F-5]

18. I know...I was only kidding.

You need to lay off the sauce....:P

[salinen]

22. So if Mr. Irresistable just knocked on

your front door, what may we look forward to?

[aQuArius]

24. I would log-out of DU and jump on him

Then all the rest would be RATED X!!!!

[never cry wolf]

19. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young...

If ya can't be

with the one ya love, honey

love the one you're with, love the one you're with...

[aQuArius]

23. Hey, baby..... You're lookin' good

you're lookin' awfully fine, LOL

[never cry wolf]

27. So are you

and I am a bit tipsy myownself!!

[Character Assassin]

20. Sweetheart, a quick word of advice

Don't post when drunk.

It can only lead to heartache.

[aQuArius]

28. I don't care about heartache, I just want to DO him!

:P LOL!

[brainshrub]

21. I know who your talking about.

I won't tell anyone.

It'll be our secret.

[Mikimouse]

25. Oscar must have moved to TX while we weren't looking

If I see him around my neck of the TX woods, I'll let him know that you're looking for him.:hippie:

[ProudGerman]

26. I"m shitfaced too

Why experience life when you can numb the whole bag of worthless shit awway.

[F-5]

29. You got any for me???

It's too cold to walk to the bar or liquor store. :(