Mom pays $1,300 for fourth-grader's tan

[Oeditpus Rex]

She wanted her to look like Lindsay Lohan for her school pictures.


"Y'know, I don't really want to do this."

"Well, you need to do this. It's for your pictures. Let's go."


http://www.ifilm.com/video/2860052/channel/tvclips

[AlCzervik]

1. oh please let that be scripted, i really don't want to believe that really happened.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I was thinking the same thing

But, like the guy says near the end, "It's LA." :shrug:

[alphafemale]

3. And the kid looked a lot cuter before they sprayed that gunk on her.

That Mom needs a time-out. That poor kid.

[Nicole]

4. Good grief.

That mom needs help.

[AggieGal]

5. The Mom and Kid need some help.

The kid should play outside and just get a natural tan.

[PeaceNikki]

6. Hmmm. Think so? Play outside, yes. To get tan? No. UV rays are bad mmmkay?

[Sequoia]

12. No, it's just the idiot mother. The girl said she didn't want it.

Poor child. Oompaloompa land.



And now for your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6qquwcoPk


Johnny Dep, I love ya, but the original was better.

[AggieGal]

20. Sorrry my comment was based on the preview.

Didn't watch the actual show.

[NC_Nurse]

7. Mom evidently has way to much time and money on her hands.

I'd be willing to take some of that extra cash that's plaguing her. }(

[Zywiec]

8. That's great!

She must really love her daughter. :sarcasm:

[gollygee]

9. OMG - she was so pretty before the fake tan

now she's orange. She could go to school as a little pumpkin. Or just Lindsay Lohan I suppose. That works too.

[BarenakedLady]

10. Oh dear gawd!

:banghead:

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

11. $1300 to make your adorable little daughter look like an Umpa Lumpa

Hmmmmmm

[Deja Q]

16. and what a lovely shade of orange it was too. Lindsay would be so proud,

if she wan't so cookie dough pale from that drop in blood pressure caused by boozing and arguably snorting...

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Tax cuts for the rich!

:woohoo: :puke:

[VenusRising]

14. I saw that last night.

And the crawler at the bottom of the page about Lohan being arrested and having cocaine was running all the while mom was doling out the cash so her kid could look like Lohan. It was one of those moments that make you hang your head and ask what they were thinking.

The other thing that bothers me about this, is that those spray tans can be bad for your respiratory system. Imagine how it could impact a child's still growing system. I think it's irresponsible parenting.

Just my .02

[Deja Q]

15. If she wants to look like Lindsay Lohan,

drink booze, arguably snort some coke, wait 20 minutes, and that cross-eyed deer-in-the-headlights horny look will surely indeed come to the forefront.

Note to mommy - Lindsay, sweet widdle Lindsay, is NOT a role model for our country's (or the world's) youth.

[CharmCity]

17. Did she also give her a gram of coke and some oxycontin?

[Nikia]

18. My former coworker's spray tan was a lot cheaper

She spray tanned because she had the disease that left some patches of skin unpigmented. Since she was white, they were only mildly noticeable when she got no sun exposure. When she got a naturual tan, they became very noticeable. She elected to spray tan every year, which must have been fairly cheap because she did not make very much money.
I could not play the video for some reason so perhaps I am missing something as to why it was so expensive.

[Nicole]

23. I think it's cheaper here too

Since the guy doing the selling kept talking about what Lindsey Lohan has done, I'm guessing it's the clientele and location, not the product, that makes it so expensive. :shrug:

[Left Is Write]

19. I am going to cry.

However, I don't, really don't, truly DO NOT believe that that was real. I firmly believe that was 100% scripted.

But I'm still going to cry.

[ellisonz]

21. That is disgusting.

Fuck our society.

x(

[mitchum]

22. So, is she also gonna buy her a bunch of blow and have her flash her...

y'know?