EVERYONE! Be sure to light a candle for Paris Hilton this weekend...

[kay1864]

Her last weekend of freedom. :cry:


















:P

[AlCzervik]

1. yeah, i pour some beer out on the sidewalk for her.

[kay1864]

3. LOL!

Don't forget the salt.

[EstimatedProphet]

Don't tell her, or she might come by and lick it up.

[AlCzervik]

9. on her to way prison which of course she'll be late for.

[AggieGal]

2. What a waste of a candle and a match.

[plcdude]

4. send her some

dental dams she may need them.

[kay1864]

10. Sadly, she's going to be segregated from the main population

Did I say "sadly"? Oops, I meant "fortunately".



:P

[no name no slogan]

5. I'll eat at the Olive Garden in her honor

nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. That candle might ignite the alcohol on her breath.

:yoiks: :rofl: :hi:

[edbermac]

7. I hope the LA cops beat her harder than Rodney King.

[kay1864]

8. In case anyone hasn't seen it...

Her home away from home, starting next Tuesday. 23 hours a day.

:bounce:

[DS1]

11. Dude! She could crawl right through that window!

[kay1864]

15. As Jack Bauer would say...

Damn it!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. That's bigger than my apartment!

:mad:

[crim son]

12. Oh, good. Thanks for reminding me.

I hate to think of her suffering. :eyes:

[kay1864]

13. Do I need to Fed-Ex you

a box of tissues?



:P

[mikeytherat]

14. I will pour a 40 oz. tin of Beluga onto a red-carpeted curb for her.

Well, I'll have one of the staff do it; I'm not getting near any nasty curb, like some commoner.

mikey_the_rat

[rug]

17. This is all I can muster.

[mitchum]

18. How about if I just cross my eyes, do a couple of lines and flash my wax job?

[kay1864]

19. Good work!

But you might want to toss in a bout of bulimia to be really authentic...

[mitchum]

24. Okay, I'll cut the blow with powdered Ipecac :)

[Taverner]

20. Only if said candle comes from the Paper Street Soap Company

[Parche]

21. Paris Hilton

She does have nice 'balcony's' on her room tho......:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Xipe Totec]

22. I have my candle ready

It's Roman, though. I hope nobody minds...

[kay1864]

23. Even more info!

The 13-year-old Lynwood jail, located five miles south of downtown Los Angeles, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. The two-story concrete building sits in an industrial neighborhood, beside train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway.

Hilton will be housed in the facility's "special needs" unit, where she "very well may not" have a roommate, Whitmore said.

Like other inmates in the special-needs area, she will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. She will have to use a public pay phone -- cell phones and BlackBerrys aren't allowed.

Hilton must come empty-handed to the jail, Whitmore said. Once she's booked into custody, she'll have to surrender her clothing and jewelry in exchange for the requisite orange jumpsuit.

She will also get the same standard-issue kit all incoming inmates at the 2,200-bed facility receive: a toothbrush, tube of toothpaste, soap, a comb, deodorant, shampoo and shaving implements, along with a jail-issued pencil, stationery, envelopes and stamps.

If Hilton wants to prettify herself in her cell's polished-metal mirror, she can buy a compact, eye shadow, an eyebrow pencil and package of hair coloring from the jail commissary, where she can draw from a prepaid account.

Inmates are also allowed to have up to three books and magazines each week and a maximum of five photographs -- no larger than 4-by-6 inches.

No special arrangements have been made to accommodate the heiress, Whitmore said.

"The sheriff treats all inmates alike," he said.