No one has ever called me a "strumpet."

[LaraMN]

What has no one ever called YOU?

:D

[Generic Brad]

1. A Bunburyist

That is a vague reference to "The Importance of Being Ernest". But still - no one has ever called me that.

[LaraMN]

3. Me either!

We are like two peas in a pod. I think.

:D

[Generic Brad]

16. But now I've been pegged as a pea in a pod

Scratch that one off my list.....

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Aww, there's my little strumpet!

:7

[LaraMN]

5. Why are you trying to ruin my whole life?

:grr:
:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Because I hate America!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

15. You hate me for my freedoms?

I have lots of freedoms. Like riding my bike and coloring my hair and licking envelopes, just to taste the glue.

Eat my freedom.
:patriot:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Bitch.

Damn you, and your glue!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

25. In consolation, I presently have a paper cut on my MOUTH

from licking an envelope. Every day I get out of bed and wonder if I will survive the walk to the bathroom. Danger is lurking in every corner...

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. I've had that happen before.

Hurts like hell. :(


I have too many paper cuts on my hands to count, sometimes I hate working in an office. Of course at my last job I had to worry about knife cuts (worked in a restaurant), so I guess in the end it's for the best. :crazy:

[Robeson]

4. A Republican.

[LaraMN]

7. Which is much to your credit!

:thumbsup:

[Robeson]

13. I think so, too!...

...:D

[derby378]

6. A Ruckmanite

That's a certain type of Protestant fundamentalist that uses only the King James Bible and considers all other English-language Bibles to be heretical.

[LaraMN]

10. But aren't we really all, at some baser level, Ruckmanitistic?

No. Probably not.
:rofl:

[derby378]

17. I should hope not...

KJV-Only Christians are just plain nuts, but the Ruckmanites are trying to turn this insanity into its own art form.

[fizzgig]

9. harold

cuz i'm a girl and that's not my name :P

[LaraMN]

12. Oh we can't start up with THAT!

Too many names!
:P

[fizzgig]

23. oh fine

how about a yeasty fool-born canker-blossom?

:P

[mitchum]

11. A blackamoor

be pretty weird if they did

[LaraMN]

14. My english teacher in high school called the class a bunch of "rubes."

I have loved that word, ever since.

[mitchum]

26. I call people "rubes" and "Yahoos" quite often...

because they are :)

[Left Is Write]

18. No one has ever called me Bobbie Lee.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Necessary.

[ChoralScholar]

20. Skinny :(

[GenDem]

29. I was called that

and it was devastating at the time.
Oh, how I'd love to be called it now.
:eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Weird, my friend used that word a few times tonight and it was the first time I'd ever heard it.

People have probably called me everything.

[philosophie_en_rose]

24. Someday I'm going to open a shop called "Tea and Strumpets"

:)

[LaraMN]

27. In high school, one of my friends called me "Crumpet"

because my maiden name sounded vaguely similar. It was annoying.

[petronius]

30. I have never been called "a vivacious young starlet"

It's been a life-long disappointment for me...

[billyskank]

31. No one has ever called me a "bounder."

[KG]

32. 'late for dinner'

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

33. No one has ever called me "huggy bear lumlums".

:rofl: :hi: