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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:24 AM Original message |
How to heckle a baseball pitcher, the JVS way. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
1. That works for those that have beards! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:27 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Well, I guess for some there is step 0: grow full beard |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:28 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I guess I have to buy a paste on one. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:30 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. It will all be worth it when you see his confidence shattered by the suspicion of infidelity |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 03:37 AM Response to Reply #3 |
14. Isn't there some spell or incantation you could use? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 10:40 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I am oathbound to not interfere by using magic in baseball games. |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-03-07 07:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
19. Or, attend the game with your beard. |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:29 AM Response to Original message |
4. I prefer... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:32 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I have seen an interesting heckling technique for pitchers in the bullpen that involves throwing... |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:33 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. I'll bet it would be popular on YouTube too. |
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RPM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-03-07 06:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. there was no youtube when we did that back in 1990 |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-03-07 06:51 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. WE? Don't get me involved in this. MLB agents could be listening as we speak... |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
7. lame |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:34 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. It is the understated manner that gets in their head and fucks with them |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:37 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I married into a pro baseball family... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:38 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. bummer! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
11. Infidelity in baseball? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 02:39 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Shit, maybe the coke tossing kid had it right |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-02-07 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
16. Been there, done that, but the pitcher wasn't interested in me |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-03-07 07:18 PM Response to Original message |
20. I had much more fun heckling batters when I played catcher |
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