Saturday night dick thread!

[Blue-Jay]

[billyskank]

1. How many dicks is that?

[Blue-Jay]

2. Five dicks!

"Doctor! I have five dicks!"

"Five dicks! How do your pants fit?"

"Like a glove."

[billyskank]

3. You were supposed to say, "a lot."

Like a glove :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

4. When all else fails...

go for the dick joke.

[Inchworm]

17. Oh hell !!

:spray:

Too funny! :rofl:

:hi:

[xchrom]

5. not the dicks i was hoping for -- but i'll take what i can get.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Pervert.

Let's keep it clean, folks! :rofl:

:hi:

[Deja Q]

7. Oi! I wash mine every morning!

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

9. I cry because you touch yourself.

:cry:

[Deja Q]

20. You shouldn't need to.

Because I shouldn't have to either! :spray:

[xchrom]

12. gasp!!! pervert!?!?!

i should be insulted -- :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

16. You SHOULD be, but somehow...

:shrug:

[xchrom]

19. lol -- you know me well -- do i know you?

:evilgrin:

[querelle]

8. Yah. I Know What You Mean...........

How disappointing.........

Q

[MonkeyFunk]

10. more dicks

[Blue-Jay]

15. Nice dicks!

[Richard Steele]

11. Did someone say "Dick"?

:hi:

[Fox Mulder]

13. Those are some big dicks.

[Blue-Jay]

18. I prefer the quality dicks.

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Layin' down some more dick

[u4ic]

21. I'm playin'...

[Blue-Jay]

22. Oooo! Canadian dicks!

[ironflange]

28. Sorry, those aren't Dicks

They're a Ralph, a Jason, and a Steve, though they're undoubtedly small-D dicks in their own right. Especially Kenney. Here are a couple more Canadian non-Dick dicks:



http://www.alexwaterhousehayward.com/blog/uploaded_images/Bill%20b+w-770281.jpg
And the most obvious one of all, and his Mini-Me:


Now for some real Canadian Dicks:

(gotta have a hockey player!)

( not a Canadian, strictly speaking, but close enough)

[Joe Fields]

23. And a classic dick...

[Blue-Jay]

24. "Take it!"

"No."

"You can't say no! Take it!"

"No."

[ChoralScholar]

25. I saw Dick York earlier

so we can't forget this one:



and how about a former Presidential candidate:



a NASCAR driver:



A Chronologically-Enhanced Television Icon

[hellbound-liberal]

26. How about this Dick-ie?

[Blue-Jay]

27. Everyone loves a ramblin' dick.