A simulation

[Archae]

Try this:

Take a plateful of mashed potatoes.
Dump a lot of ground pepper into it.

Mix it, but not evenly.

Put it into the freezer.

You now have a representation of a Midwest winter. :-)

[xray s]

1. ...and if you have dogs in the neighborhood...

...don't forget to add the tootsie rolls and sprinkle with lemonade!:)

[Bronco69]

2. ROFL!!

:-)

[Archae]

3. Hee hee!

And stick a toy SUV nose-first into it. :D