Naked Drunk Woman Breaks Into Home, Assaults Couple - Tasered

[matcom]

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CORNING — Officers from the Corning Police Department arrested a woman who broke into a house naked early Saturday morning on the 1100 block of Fourth Avenue.

Jamie Robinson, 29, entered the residence of Julie and Bruce Christiansen through the back door.

The intoxicated woman attacked Julie Christiansen, who she thought was her mother, and punched her several times, according to a press release.

Bruce Christiansen held Robinson back until officers arrived. Him and his wife did not know who Robinson was.

While en route to Tehama County Jail, Robinson slipped out of her handcuffs and kicked out a rear window.

The officer pulled off Interstate 5 and deployed his Taser stun gun on Robinson, who had escaped the vehicle and attempted to flee into traffic.

Robinson was transported to St. Elizabeth Community Hospital where she was medically cleared.

She was booked into Tehama County Jail under charges of battery, trespassing, public intoxication, resisting arrest and vandalism. Her bail is $20,750.

http://www.orovillemr.com/news/chico/ci_6053038

[Deep13]

1. "...attacked Julie Christiansen, who she thought was her mother..."

I consider that to be an unconventional greeting.

[skygazer]

4. You ought to see how she greets the rest of her family

Yessiree, family reunions are a hoot at the Robinson's. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. 'I've got to go to the Robinsons'

They've lost nine today."







I think I'll go for a walk.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

2. "Him and his wife did not know who Robinson was."

:eyes:

[Zuiderelle]

13. That stood out to me as well. Who wrote that crap?

[Inchworm]

3. A little too much wine Barenakedlady?

:rofl:

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Hey!

I resemble that remark...

...and I had to read the story to make sure it wasn't me! :D







Oh and :spank: :spank:

[Inchworm]

14. you could have at least wore

pasties and a feather boa!

I deserve the spanking, but I couldn't resist.

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

5. Something like that happened to me once

a drunk ex-girlfriend broke into my apartment naked and tried to seduce me, then got very violent when I told her to leave.

The cops handcuffed her and took her to the station that way. They asked if I would give her a blanket or coat to wear, but I wasnt about to - Id probably never get it back.

[NaturalHigh]

6. Does the taser hurt more if you're naked?

:shrug:

[AllegroRondo]

7. depends on where you're hit

ouch!

[Yavin4]

9. matcom, Have You Considered Starting Your Own Web Page?

You could be the Matt Drudge of news of the weird.

[billyskank]

10. Why don't naked drunk women ever burst into my home

Hell, if they rang the doorbell I might even let them in

some people have all the luck :eyes:

[mikeytherat]

11. Gotta get that woman on an Aussie Rules team ASAP!

Kicked in a door, then kicked out a windscreen and ran from the cops? She's gotta have legs like a kangaroo!

mikey_the_rat