Why do single men always think I'm flirting with them?

[BarenakedLady]

I mean I was barely ogling the size of the shadows around his pleats.

:shrug:

[Writer]

1. Yeah. I have that same problem.

Can't quite figure it out.






:P

[speedoo]

3. multiple choice:

a. wishful thinking
b. result of excessive macho thinking
c. result of excessive ego
d. ask Freud
e. all of the above

(this applies to both of you hotties):P

[Deja Q]

5. I think 'a' resolves my quandary...

She (the one referenced in my thread) is using psychological manipulation; the "wishful thinking" gambit.

Given my natural naive and utterly thick nature; choices 'b' and 'c' are an inevitable impossibility.

Who's Freud? Sounds like a tailor... Freud's of London...

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Barely ogling?...

You mean you were NAKED while stareing at his junk? I would have thought you were flirting too. :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

4. Oi! It's not junk! Just buried treasure...

Eh, unburied treasure?

:wow:



:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

6. Hehe

You crack me up.


And I copycatted you, the king of copycats! Woot!

:hug:

[Inchworm]

7. Hey! I've never noticed you flirting with me!

Maybe you need to come at me stronger. You know, push the limits.. test the borders.

I DO have a crush on you geesh. hehe

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

11. You do?

Wow, never woulda guessed. ;)

I'll try harder from now on. Hehe.

[Inchworm]

16. Are you telling me to back down?

hehe.. I wasn't sure if I was being obvious. :evilgrin:

It may be the name?

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

20. Obvious?

Nah!!!!

Pfft. ;)

[Inchworm]

27. I'm looking for

the possible subconscious icon to icon attraction.

You know, a nekkid lady on a horse vs a wee lil worm.

Pure science?

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

8. Because of your overly flirtatious nature.

Heck, I'm not a man - or single - and I know you've been flirting with me. Secretly. Without my knowledge.

Don't ask me how I know something without my knowledge. I just do. Trust me.

[BarenakedLady]

12. Doh!

You caught me.

:blush:

[hiaasenrocks]

9. Ha ha ha.

But, you know, men (single or married) always think women are flirting with them (us).

[BarenakedLady]

13. But how do you now we're not?

:dilemma:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Because you are.

Duh.
:P

[BarenakedLady]

14. Oh yeah

You're right!

:P

[Danger Mouse]

15. See? You should listen to me. I spout wisdom.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

25. Indeed

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

37. You know that, if nothing else, i always have your best interests in mind

;)
:hug:
i look out for my friends.

[TOhioLiberal]

17. Because you are...

...you shameless hussy! :rofl::hug:

[BarenakedLady]

18. You know me too well.

And who are you calling hussy....you, you, you naughty gurl!!!!

[TOhioLiberal]

21. Ya know...

...hussies have to stick together. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

19. I don't think you are ALWAYS flirting with me.

ALMOST always, mabye, but not always. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

22. You!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Yeah, ok with you chances are good. }(

[GOPisEvil]

23. Shameless!!

As am I! May I have some more, please? :D

[BarenakedLady]

26. Sure thing!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

28. Woohoo!!

Now I feel complete! :D

[NewJeffCT]

24. As long as you are in the same area code as a guy

He can justify thinking of you flirting with him. Heck, you could be turned the other way with your back to him and some guys would likely think, "ah, she's playing hard to get. she must want me."

[BarenakedLady]

30. A lot of guys must think I want them then

I don't often notice them.










ooooo who am I kidding? Of course I notice them. :evilgrin:

[mzteris]

29. I don't think that's true.

ALL the men think you're flirting with them - single, married, gay, straight, celibate . . .




:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

31. Hmmmmm

I'm sensing a trend here. My reputation has gotten out among the masses.

:evilgrin:

And I don't think it's limited just to men either. Weeeeeeeee

[mzteris]

34. Oh, really ? ? ?

Well, hello. . .


;)

















:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

35. Hey baby

Come here often? ;)




:D

[mzteris]

42. Occasionally,

like every few minutes!

Wanna come up and see my etchings?

[BarenakedLady]

43. Woohoo!

Boy, do I!

:woohoo:

[mzteris]

47. a small sample of what you'll see . . .

[BarenakedLady]

50. Such talent!

:loveya:


I think the tires need some air though...:rofl:

[mzteris]

55. shouldn't be too hard to remedy -

people are always tellin' me I'm full of hot air!

[Guava Jelly]

32. They could only dream you were

:hi: bnl :hug: :loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

33. Hi you!

:hi: :loveya:

Having a good night?

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

36. So far

I played with my guitar .Played on DU.
And now I am talking to you.It can't much get better :) :loveya: :hug:
I hope you are having a good night :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. Maybe it has to do with your barenakedness?

:shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

39. Do you think

I should put on clothes before leaving the house?

:shrug:

[GreenPartyVoter]

40. Well, I would if it was me. But then it's black fly season here.

[BarenakedLady]

44. Good point.

Ouch!

[RetroLounge]

41. I'm married, and *I* think you're flirting with me...

:rofl:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

45. Well that's because

I am!

Hey how's it going sexay poet man?

:9

[RetroLounge]

46. Having a rocking good evening...

Sitting at the STBE's house with the kids waiting for her to arrive so I can leave and go to the bookstore.

and do some SERIOUS lounge flirting here...

:9

RL

[mzteris]

48. Ok - I'm definitely going to have to

stay up late tonight, then!


;)

[RetroLounge]

49. Ooh, when I get back online at the store

some serious flirt threads will ensue...

So, what are you (almost) wearing tonight? :9

RL

[mzteris]

53. uh - RL?

Did you know you switched ladies you were talkin' to?


Not that it really matters, I suppose . . . :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

62. Nah

He's an equal opportunity flirter. :)

[mzteris]

68. I just didn't want you to think

I was trying to snake your flirt. . .

If I'm gonna steal him I'm gonna do it fair and square.

[BarenakedLady]

72. I'll wrestle you for him!

:P

We could sell tickets!

[mzteris]

76. ooooooooo -

THAT sounds fun!!

(And the $$ wouldn't be bad, either! :P )

[SPKrazy]

79. Jello or Mud?

:P

and the money, I'll be your agent(s)

front row seats though :D

[mzteris]

91. no jello -

it has gelatin in it, remember?

I figured this would bring you outta hiding. Where you been, boy?

[SPKrazy]

93. Oh, sorry

mud then :D

been at work!

:hi:

[mzteris]

102. D'ya think

Fifi will mind sharing her mud with us?

lol

[SPKrazy]

108. ,,,

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:patriot: :hug:

[Inchworm]

77. paypal? credit cards?

I'm in! Better than pics!

:D

[RetroLounge]

90. Of course I did...

There is a method to my flirtatious madness, and I always know exactly to whom I flirt...

but Jello wrestling sounds good too.

:hi:

RL

[mzteris]

92. YAY!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


RL flirted with me! RL flirted with me!

:woohoo: :woohoo:


Sorry I couldn't stay up and wait for you, though. :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Yeah, but, everyone flirts with you.

:shrug:

[Kat45]

51. Because you're a bare naked lady?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

54. Ahhh yes

So it's the lack of clothing then...

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. If you have to ask, you'll never know.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

57. If a gal spys a shadow on a pleat and no one is there to see...

Does it make a sound? ... or something.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Yes, it does.

It goes "fap, fap" later that night when its alone.



I can not believe I just typed that. I channeling old DUers. Gack! :o

[BarenakedLady]

60. o.m.g.

:wow:

:spank:

and more importantly

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. I know!

I :spank: myself.



:rofl:

[Deja Q]

66. &

:spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: :spray: :yourock: v

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. bwhahahaha!

*takes bow*



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Deja Q]

70. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! You got #69!

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. I'm on a roll!

A giant perverted roll. :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

73. With or without

sesame seeds?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. Without

They get in bad places. x(







:rofl:

[Deja Q]

74. Like a yoga mat?

[Inchworm]

59. Speaking of argot

This thread is worthless without pics!

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

61. Damn it

You like, made me actually like, look up a word. I mean, like in the DICTIONARY! That's like work dude! Gawsh!

:silly:

[Inchworm]

63. oops...

Drop the book please, you are blocking my view :D

:hide:

[Deja Q]

65. Do you know how much I dig your groovy threads?

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

67. Best copycat EVAH

that I done did. Probably because I've only done a couple.

Thank you my fine pleated friend!

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

78. becuz you ARE!

:rofl:

why do people call me a flirt BNL? :shrug:

I just don't know...

[BarenakedLady]

95. becuz YOU are.

:P

[SPKrazy]

101. and there you have it..

two peas in a flirt pod :rofl:

:P

[Drum]

80. We're made of wishes....

*sigh*

[BarenakedLady]

96. Back atcha

*sigh*


Drum is dreamy! :loveya:

[billyskank]

81. You mean you're not flirting with me???

:cry:

[u4ic]

82. I'll flirt with you

:hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

83. Yay!

I must share you with Forrest, of course, but that's ok. :*

:hug: :loveya:

[u4ic]

84. Compromise is the way to go

:D




So...*ahem*


*bats lashes*





Come here often?

[billyskank]

85. Often?

You mean the Lounge?

Well...

...occasionally. :D

[u4ic]

86. *bats lashes*

[billyskank]

87. ...

:*

Gotta dash for work now. :hi:

[u4ic]

88. Fresh!

Have a great day, punkin! :hug:



*bats eyelashes*

[BarenakedLady]

97. Oops!

Was I staring at your pleats again? :blush:

[regnaD kciN]

89. Well, your handle of "BarenakedLady" might provide a hint...

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

98. Now that you mention it!

I guess you may be right!

:)

[Xipe Totec]

94. Have no clue

oh wait, yes I do!

Maybe it's because...



Mmmmfffggh! ghghgthffs! ddgfhfdgg!...

[BarenakedLady]

99. Maybe it's because...

Muffin gives dog?
Marge goes drag?
Mommy gave me away?
My garden has snails?


:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

103. Mmfffghgg! Fgssdfff! Thud!

[BarenakedLady]

104. What?

Timmy's stuck in the well?

[Xipe Totec]

106. crickets...

[BarenakedLady]

107. ...

:cry:

[Taverner]

100. Silly rabbit, it's because you're barenaked!

[BarenakedLady]

105. Indeed!

:thumbsup:

:evilgrin: