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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:51 PM Original message |
Post your sage advice here... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
1. Don't eat yellow snow. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. Change out of the Under Armour before getting into a hot car |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
3. Oranges and peanuts are mortal foes |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
4. Never punch an osprey |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 08:43 PM Response to Reply #4 |
53. Is it OK to punch a rooster? |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
5. Wear Tevas before attempting to sled naked |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
6. Sage goes with anything |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
36. But take it easy on the sage -- that stuff can overpower food. nt |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
7. don't buy the undercoat and arrange your own financing before you buy a car |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
8. If you don't already have a ROTH IRA, get one now |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
9. keep an open mind |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
10. Don't chew your nails, especially if you are a carpenter. |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
11. If you want to learn how to fly, |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
40. It might take exactly 42 tries |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
12. Don't ever wear a an adhesive panty liner when taking an English riding lesson. |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:00 PM Response to Reply #12 |
29. details |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Let's just say that the adhesive side can roll around and get stuck... |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Always let the Wardrobe Mistress choose your clothes." |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
14. Never fry bacon in the nude |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
15. You don't tug on Superman's cape, |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
16. dont eat blue jolly ranchers before an important meeting |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
17. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. n/t |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:57 PM Response to Reply #17 |
26. And... |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:04 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. !! |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
42. Or Vulcan |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
43. Inconceivable!!! |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:17 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Persistance is knowing when to give up. |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 11:09 PM Response to Reply #43 |
61. I do not think that word means what you think it means... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. Never Assume |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
19. Always Ask For State Wide Re-Count |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
20. just because a beaver knows what he's doing don't mean a tree can't fall on him |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
21. Never add too much sage to any meal |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
22. if you sit in a barbershop long enough, you're gonna get a haircut |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
23. Take a walk down this road... |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. Don't trust whitey |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:58 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. you're brave to say that |
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MistressOverdone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. I knew a guy named Whitey once |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
25. Don't go writing hot checks down in Mississippi... |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
28. Be wary of men who wear raincoats |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
32. Never piss on an electric fence. |
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MistressOverdone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
33. In an emergency ladies room situation |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
35. Never throw your suitcase over a wall before you're sure you can scale it. |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
37. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
38. Practice safe eating, |
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kay1864 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
39. Key word to look for on those no-sugar candies |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
41. Watch where you put your signature |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
45. Check for toliet paper BEFORE you sit down. nt |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
46. Do not post on DU while drying your shirt in the oven |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
47. When weeding out the overgrown sage plant, don't grab a snake by mistake. |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
48. Don't masturbate after chopping serrano peppers. |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
49. All medicine has side effects. Even over the counter stuff. |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
50. Never upend a bag of salt & vinegar potato chips to get the crumbs n/t |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
51. Don't put your "pen" in the company's "inkwell" or Don't put your meat where your bread is. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
52. Never pee uphill barefooted |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
54. Use sage sparingly, and grind it well. |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
55. Tell me about it |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
56. If you don't have air conditioning in your car, and you are driving |
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RiffRandell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
57. Burn sage to rid the house of negative energy. |
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femmocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
58. You have to bring it indoors before the first frost. It isn't hardy. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
59. sage is good in dressing for thanksgiving dinner |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-06-07 11:04 PM Response to Original message |
60. Always! No Never! |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
62. Never, and I mean never...... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
63. Socks are best used on feet. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
64. Save some money for a rainy day. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-07-07 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
65. When your toilet starts to overflow..... |
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