Satire: Pancake Fiasco Leaves Stain On Dean, Kerry, Political System

[Feanorcurufinwe]

It all started when Dean noticed some irregularities, but not until the damage had been done. Apparently Kerry had painted propaganda graffiti on Dean's griddle smock that said, "Dean has flat cakes!" Dean didn't notice until he was actually wearing the apron and a reporter pointed it out after taking a photo of him flapping his jack.

The photo also later revealed that Dean's cake itself had been tampered with. The shot caught the mid-air cake with a mean ugly face painted on it meaning to point out Dean's volatile nature.

Dean blew up. But he was apparently not without guilt for a preemptive strike either. His opponent's campaign posters had been switched with ones that said John F-ing Kerry which highlighted Kerry's French-speaking abilities (if you know what we mean).

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A second look at the photos revealed a mysterious figure behind Dean on the other side of the glass door taking a picture. Later analysis by computer uncovered that it was none other than female pop super star singing/acting sensation Madonna.
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[Clark4VotingRights]

1. :) Someone's a pancake short of a tall stack.

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