ahhh, memories

[sniffa]

one of my favoritest threads, evah!!1!. :loveya:

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my neighbor is very, very, very angry with me

and i suppose rightfuLLy so...

i've Lived in my apartment for aLmost 3 years now - top fLoor and in a dumpy area... i have a mostLy private (in back - Lots of trees) baLcony that hangs over a brook that runs aLong the property Line.

usuaLLy when i'm drinking, i'LL reLieve myseLf into the brook. i don't think much of it, since i'm just sending it to the treatment pLant.. and, it's my new favorite hobby.

anyhow.. Late friday night, i step out there once again to smoke and make the brook babbLe some more. so, as i'm going a door opens and i see a shadow coming so i stop as quickLy as i can, and zip up.
for some reason, i assume this person is coming for me (i'm a LiL drunk) and i actuaLLy skuLk back into the shadows, in a cowering manner.

after about a minute (most LikeLy Less, but it seemed Like a Long time) i come out from the shadows to see if the guy is stiLL there - and there he is staring at me with fire in his eyes. i gasped, and went back into the shadows - not knowing why; i just had a creeped out feeLing.

then i hear, "you can stand up now!" to which i just ignored because i was stiLL trying to process what was going on. so the guy continues yeLLing up to me, "this is your naaaaayyyyybor. i deeeemand respect! this is your naaaaaybor here - come out here now to taLk to me!"

so i finaLLy come out of the shadows and over to the edge of the baLcony (where the parking Lights are so i can be seen) to taLk to the guy... and then he reaLLy Lets Loose. it was mostLy, "i Liiiiiivvvveee down heeeerreeee!!! what the heLL is wrooooonnnngggg with you!?" (yeah, he eLongated certian syLLabLes Like that)

i was kinda stunned and i just stood there staring as he continued to yeLL. he informed me that i've been doing this for "yeeeeaaaarrrrrssss" and more questioning of what is wrong with me. at some point, i say i'm sorry, and i won't do it anymore.

he apparentLy wanted a fight or just wasn't expecting that, because he then expLoded and reaLLy started yeLLing at me in a threatening manner.

again, i just stared - now i'm dumbfounded, and kinda scared. after about another minute of yeLLing, i said, 'i'm sorry. i wiLL never, ever, do that again" and i figured wouLd be the end of that.

oh no - sorry, wasn't good enough for him, as he continued to berate me, and question my sanity. i finaLLy nodded and skuLked back into the shadows. i can understand someone getting upset; i'd understand it even more so if he was earthy-crunchy who was upset with me poLLuting a man-made ditch with my urine... but this guy was out for bLood Like i was peeing on his porch (he doesn't have one) or something. he apparentLy, was buiLding that pent-up rage against me for yeeeeeaaaarrrrrssssss.

and so that, is why you shouLdn't pee into brooks when you think no one is watching.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3030601

[Midlodemocrat]

1. sniffa peeing off the porch is DU gold.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

4. oh, p'shaw

:blush:

i'm sure it's not just DU. :P

[sasquatch]

30. What about "Teen Midlo" threads?

:D

[JackBeck]

2. How did I evah miss that one?

You're one bad cat to do something like that. Not that I've evah done anything like that before...

[sniffa]

6. oh stop it

:blush:

and no, i'm not a bad cat; i'm a jimmy jim.

ps: yeah, how'd did you miss this thread. it was hotter than charcoaL.

[JackBeck]

7. You know how I feel about you.

You can claim all the jimmy jism you want, you're still a bad cat in my book.

:P

[sniffa]

8. that sounds dirty

thanks. :loveya:

[MissMillie]

3. wow... I actually remember this post

was that really 2001?

[sniffa]

5. is that a typo?

it was 2005. ;)

:hi:

how have you been? i haven't read an update in a whiLe.

[LoZoccolo]

9. Looks like you've started a skirmish!

:rofl:

I will give you props for that. :thumbsup:

[JackBeck]

10. Hilarious!

A forum created to obsess about us, and they're sniping about keeping it here and not bringing it there!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

12. so we don't have to fight them here?

:shrug:

[JackBeck]

17. I'm just as confused.

:crazy: :bounce:

[sniffa]

19. we shouLd start a cLub

a shout out to you mr. beck. :patriot:

[JackBeck]

22. The Kool Kidz Kandi Klub.

And only those who have been acknowledged by outside sources can be a member.

I finally feel like a Merican.

[Shell Beau]

11. I actually remember that thread!

:)

[sniffa]

13. how couLd one forget it

it's quite infamous. ;)

[RogueSpirit]

14. why do you capitalize all your L's?

[DS1]

15. redqueen - now there's a name I haven't seen in a long time

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. she has a weird problem in which she has forgotten her du password

but cannot retrieve it since its on her yahoo acct. and she has no access to her yahoo acct. she can be found on myspace.

[DS1]

18. i'm sure the admins could update her email on file in a heartbeat

if she asked

but thanks for the info

[BlondieK143]

20. omg, I actually remember this

And the balcony! :P

Champ - that's a name I haven't seen in forever! Wonder if the guy is still around?

[sniffa]

25. heh heh

you have to see our new baLcony - it's a much better view.



how are you Love? it's getting so cLose. :bounce:

:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

21. A DU Classic

but it made me miss Progmam, MissU and Bouncy Ball...

Lounge regulars...

RL

[sniffa]

23. i know

it was a trip down memory Lane. :o

i'm kinda funny too, as i reread that thread. :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

29. You're kinda funny in real time too...

:rofl:

RL

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. That still makes me laugh hysterically.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[sniffa]

26. thank you, thank you

you're my second favoritest audience. :loveya:

and it stiLL makes me Laugh too. :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. i'm gLad you know how briLLiant you are.

:rofl: ;)


Really? I'm second favorite? *swoon* :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

32. Yeah, I'm the first favorite audience

:D So you're in good company.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Wooohoooo

:loveya::loveya:

[sasquatch]

31. .

:spank:

[bridgit]

28. correct, if not perhaps the only reason...