My online horoscope says "Uranus is positioned for summer surprises."

[libnnc]

Oh my! :wow:

Is Uranus positioned for summer surprises? :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

1. no sex threads!

:spank: :)

[libnnc]

3. No fooling! It really says that

Uranus is positioned for summer surprises -- what's ahead for you?

<snip>...Creative Uranus is about to form a 90 degree angle with the bright energy of our central Sun. According to master astrologer Jeff Jawer, "Uranus, the planet of surprises, sets the tone for this summer. This is a great time to form a picture of the future that you would like to create." In other words, now is the perfect time to harness this powerful energy to get the most out of your summer...<snip>

[helderheid]

4. Creative Uranus

???

:P

[guitar man]

8. if you have baked beans

it could be very creative, musically that is.... :rofl:

[guitar man]

6. rofl

:rofl:

[helderheid]

2. !

:spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Locking.

Nobody I know can say Uranus without giggling. :rofl: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

12. Don't you just love it!

I feel like i'm in 8th grade giggling at the word. :rofl:

When I *was* in 8th grade, 2 of my friends and I did a presentation in front of the school of a story we wrote for our english class. It was a sci-fi type story complete with art-class props, Skits acted out, an AV presentation using overheads, and background music. We were very multi-media for the time (1975). Well, I was the narrator and got to read (in front of the priciple, all the teachers, etc.) the part about our interplanetary airways that went "down Mars, Around Saturn, and up Uranus."

32 years later, Still makes me giggle...

:D

RL

[Akoto]

7. ...

Bwahaha. :rofl:

I really can't believe that nobody saw that when writing the horoscope. :P

[billyskank]

9. im in ur anus

surprizn ur summer

[helderheid]

10. LMAO!!!!

My kids are wondering why I started cracking up!

:rofl:

[ashling]

11. Emergency Colonoscopy?

:shrug: