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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:50 PM
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Let Us Now Praise Nyquil Multi-symptom Cold/Flu Cough Syrup!
This is some seriously good stuff. With my Pyramidal vial of faboo elixir by my side, I can do no wrong and the keys of my laptop feel like cotton candy puppy fur. Why wouldn't anyone be on this syrup if they had a choice to be on the sizzurp and/or not? I mean, I ask you.

EvERYBODY SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!!! Vicks....is God's personal corporation, the vessel through which he bestows his grace, and heathens among us cannot look upon the magic tasty goodness that is Nyquil Multi-symptom Cold/Flu Cough Syrup without being sprayed with the blood of the flu demon.

Yer damn right I like this Nyquil stuff. With Nyquil I make no spelling errors.

Hello?


(I hate being sick.)
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:52 PM
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1. Cold Eeze...
zinc lozenges. It works. Now get some sleep! :-)
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:52 PM
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2. Nyquil is great stuff.
You can hibernate right thru cold and flu season with it. Just don't run out!
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:52 PM
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3. Nyquil packs a punch, too.
After a dose, it's off to dreamland!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:57 PM
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5. Sixty miles east of Dreamland is GregKinnear'sEyebrowsVille
Which is where I wait for my train to come right now.

Against overwhelming odds I am feeling invincible. Good night DU; the flu bears are gorging on fish flesh and are leaving my corporeal sanguine hoo-hah....This is good stuff.


Good..........night.............
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MiddleRiverRefugee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 11:55 PM
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4. RKZ-- I refer you to Alvin Crow's 'Nyquil Blues'....
Gimme a bottle of NyQuil/The restless sleep my body needs
(The restless sleep my body needs)

Yeah Gimme a bottle of NyQuil/The restless sleep my body needs
(The restless sleep my body needs)

An analgaesic decongestant with an antiHistamine

(One ounce/Is all you need....)

(PS- PM me when you get better and I'll try and rustle up the rest of the words. And get well sooner than later.)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 12:01 AM
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6. Thank you.
Must needs sleep. No sick no good. The flu is not a "cool groove."

I sleep now, with luck, for many hours.

I WANT YOU ALL TO HAVE MY BABY.




AVENGE ME!!!




Okay, that's it, good night evvvybuddy
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