Announcement: Paris Hilton and I are moving in together!
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Fri Jun-08-07 03:25 PM
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Announcement: Paris Hilton and I are moving in together! |
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Okay, I'm off to a coffee shop to work.............
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Fri Jun-08-07 03:28 PM
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1. You're going to jail??? |
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I'm so sorry. But hey, think of the book deal you'll get when you get out.
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:25 PM
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3. Hey - play with Paris, be like Paris. |
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I'm only in it for the media exposure, ya know. ;)
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Fri Jun-08-07 03:44 PM
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2. That's no way to get pregnant. |
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:26 PM
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I am the straightest woman on the face of the planet, but even then if I had a choice, it wouldn't be Miss Paris. :puke:
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:27 PM
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5. That's where a "donor" steps in. |
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Edited on Fri Jun-08-07 04:28 PM by HypnoToad
:D
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:29 PM
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6. I thought we were moving in together?? |
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:39 PM
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7. She's moving into the basement bedroom. |
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You still get the top floor with me, okay? ;)
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:41 PM
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8. What if he's a bottom? |
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:42 PM
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9. Then he'd be a good carnival ride? |
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:51 PM
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12. What would you call him? |
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Hopefully not Tilt-A-Whirl. :D
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:54 PM
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13. I am NOT going to say a pogo stick, |
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because that would be terribly graphic and in poor taste. I'm a better woman than that. Ahem.
... but I think a rollercoaster would be more like it. :P
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:01 PM
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But than you are off with the next guy that pm's you his butt..:eyes:
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:04 PM
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15. I can't help it. They're so round! |
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And shiny. And delectable! What can I say? :9
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:05 PM
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16. I'm just chopped liver.. |
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:( A cheap piece of meat :hide:
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:08 PM
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17. You are not chopped liver!!!!!!! |
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You are the sweetest, kindest person in DU. I mean that!
And you have a nice butt. :)
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:12 PM
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18. You're a sweet talker Betty Crocker |
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:blush: gosh I am speachless.. I'll move in with you now :loveya:
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Fri Jun-08-07 05:13 PM
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19. Awwww... I'll make sure the pillows are fluffy. |
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Fri Jun-08-07 04:43 PM
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10. I thought you had better taste in women. |
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