IN WAKE OF NASA PHOTOS,BUSH ORDERS INVASION OF MARS

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WASHINGTON, January 8 – After viewing photos sent back from NASA’s Mars probe Spirit, President Bush asked Congress to grant him full powers to invade the red planet.

“I have seen,” he told an emergency joint session of Congress, “what our experts identify as weapons of mass destruction. And, we have reason to believe that Mars is the long-sought hiding place of fugitive terrorist Osama bin Laden.”

Bush blamed the CIA for not thinking of Mars sooner. “Anyone who sees these pictures will notice the similarity between that planet and vast sections of the Middle East—particularly Yemen, the ancestral home of the bin Laden family.”

Bush called for the creation of an Department of Interplanetary Terrorism to be headed by Paul Wolfowitz who, said Bush, “is no stranger to airless voids and stuff.” He also asked that Wolfowitz be assisted by Captain Jean Luc Picard, formerly of the Starship Enterprise.



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1. And you just know that, if Shrub said there were dangerous people

on Mars, a statistically relevant sample of freerepublic would be all in aflutter about the idea that we can "finally be blasting in outer space against aliens!" and they'd be calling for . . .

ah, hell, it's so obvious, you know what it would be like. I'm too tired to keep going with the idea. But there's be a lot of stupid people who would believe it with no proof than Shurb's good word and their own desire to always have something new to hate.

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2. What is he after their Cheese?

Oh that's right OBL is hiding out on the moon and he needs to send some troops up there before the election.