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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 12:44 AM Original message |
Poll question: Thoughts on mast**ation? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. I prefer to masticate |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
2. Do you know why whacking off is like smoking a cigarette? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
3. I mast**ate several times a day. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 04:51 AM Response to Original message |
4. I'm masticating as I type this post |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
5. 27 times per mouthful. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
6. I heard if you do it you'll go blind |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 08:15 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. and your food will get all stuck in your hairy palms. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 08:18 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Thats true |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
8. relationships are overrated, self love is where it's at. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 09:19 AM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Like this? (Warning, graphic) |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. I'd rather matriculate. Even if that is a sin in the new order. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 09:24 AM Response to Original message |
12. Mastication is better with a partner |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 09:30 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Don't remind me of what I shall never be able to bestow. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-10-07 09:44 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Darn, don't starve! |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:30 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. And of course, in darkness (nt) |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-11-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
16. They sell electrical devices that can eliminate most of the effort involved, you know: |
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