Yo Ho!

[VenusRising]

I cannot help myself, I'm feeling all piratey, and you're all me mateys!

Arrrrrgh!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=dXe35iMG2Co

[SPKrazy]

1. i'm yer matey

;)


:hug:

[VenusRising]

2. According to this...

Yer me first matey!! Arrrrrg!

Cast off, Master Southpawkicker, we're headed for France.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

36. Aye aye!

France it is!

dead ahead!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

3. The beatings will continue until morale improves!

That's what the T-shirt I'm wearing says. Sweetie got it
for me the last time she was in the Caymans. It has a little
skull/crossbones on the front, so I assume it's some sort of
"Pirate" reference.

Y'arr, I'm goin' with the mood of the lounge, y'arr!

[VenusRising]

4. Excellent! We needed a Sgt at Arms!

Welcome aboard, matey!

[Richard Steele]

10. Y'arr! If any man asks, let it be known: I came for the plunder...

...but I stayed for the sodomy!

(Not to mention that I -REALLY- like exclaiming "Y'ARR"
at random moments, for reasons apparent to no one but myself.
That kinda held me back in the Business World, but it's a
big "PLUS" for an up-n-coming pirate these days.)

Glad to be aboard, Cap'n! Y'arr!

[VenusRising]

13. Take all yeh can....

give nothin' back.

And we all share the booty equally.

Glad to have ya aboard!

Arrrrrg!!

[fizzgig]

5. i wanna be a pirate!

[VenusRising]

6. We're going to have as fine a crew

as to have ever sailed the ocean blue!

Ahoy!

[fizzgig]

8. yarrr!

now where's me rum?

[VenusRising]

11. Yer rum, matey!

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Aw!

I thought this was gonna be about these, which were originally called Yo Hos.

[VenusRising]

9. Nay!

Join the crew or walk the plank!

Arrrr!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Avast there, me proud beauty!

Wanna know why me Roger's so jolly?

[VenusRising]

17. I'm always happy to hear a pirate's tale.

Welcome aboard!

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Aw, you messed up my next line

"Arrr, me buxom lass! Prepare to be boarded!"

x(

[VenusRising]

20. And that's why I'm the Cap'n!

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Well, *I* didn't vote for you!

:P

[VenusRising]

27. It's my boat!

Where is my Sgt-at Arms!

You'll be flogged for this.

:spank::spank::spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Arrr, and it be a lovely vessel ye be havin'!

And you can't flog me. I've already been drawn and quartered. :P

[VenusRising]

31. But I didn't order that!

Dammit!

I guess that makes you chum. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. What makes me chum is totally screwing up my last post

It should've gone like this:

"Arrr, and it be a lovely vessel ye be havin'!

"Nice boat, too."

See how that woulda worked? x(

[VenusRising]

34. That would have been nice.

You'll figure it all out.

Get some sleep ya salty sea dog.

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Woohoo! I get to be yer matey??????

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[VenusRising]

14. Ya do now!

Welcome to the crew, SG!

Glad to have you aboard.

There is rum to be had on this ship. Ask around. Someone has it.

[SeattleGirl]

16. Yippee!!!!

How are ya, darlin'? It's always nice to see you! :loveya: :* :loveya:

[VenusRising]

18. I'm doing very well.

It's always lovely to see you, too!

How are things with you? Are you feeling a bit better?

:hug::loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Somewhat better, yes.

I'm going to see a bankruptcy attorney on Monday, and that will get the creditors off my back. She thinks I qualify for full bankruptcy, and while I know it's not usually the best thing one can do, I'm so deeply in debt that I don't know what else to do. Even the credit counselors want more money per month right now than I can pay.

[VenusRising]

22. Creditors are such greedy bloodsuckers!

Do what you need to do in order to make things less stressful. I hope it all works out for you.

Good vibes and wishes coming your way! :loveya:

If it doesn't work out, there's always piracy! :P

[SeattleGirl]

23. Arrr!!!! This pirate's gonna get 'em!

Or at least, this pirate's attorney will!

Thanks, sweetie, for your support. You're the BESTEST! :loveya:

[VenusRising]

24. I just hate seeing good people getting the short end.

And you, my luv, are good people! :loveya:

But you're a badass pirate. :toast:

[SeattleGirl]

26. Kewl! I like being a badass pirate!

And I hate to see this kind of thing happen to so many good people. Things suck so much for so many people right now. I hope with all my heart that this current situation (that our country finds itself in) will be turned around soon!

[VenusRising]

28. From your lips (keyboard), honey.

I feel the same way.

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

29. Amen, VR, Amen!

:loveya:

[VenusRising]

32. Goodnight, me hearties!

The Cap'n must turn in. Too much rum and carousing with you has made me sleepy.

Have a good night.

I turn the ship over the Cap'n SG until I get back.

Don't sink the ship or set it on fire while I'm sleeping.

Arrrrrgh!!

[Crabby Appleton]

35. Only 100 more days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

37. Arrrghh! BTW, did you know that pirates can collect workers' compensation?

Like this guy:

The pirate captain had suffered a lot of injuries on the job, as a result of which he had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. So he decided to into worker's compensation benefits. The agent assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work-related.

"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent. The pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me leg."

The agent replied, "That is certainly-work related. So how did you lose your hand?"

The pirate answered, "Well, matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea and this time a shark bit off me hand," said the pirate.

"That's also work-related," said the agent. "Now, how did you lose your eye?"

"Well, matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy day catching some rays when this seagull flew by and shat right in me eye!"

"I don't understand," the agent said. "That's nasty, but seagull crap won't hurt you."

"Aye, matey," said the pirate. "But it were the first day I had me hook."