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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:01 PM
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you need a hazmat endorsement to handle my package
last time, they dispatched the response team that comes out when you call the 800 number on the sides of train tank cars.

it even has a placard.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:07 PM
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1. Mine needs a forklift.
Edited on Sun Jun-10-07 05:08 PM by HypnoToad


:rofl:
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:10 PM
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2. so you have radioactive penis?
does it glow green in the night?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:11 PM
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3. it's composed of methylated butyl acetate isomers
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:12 PM
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4. The rest of us merely need to drink some Red Bull(tm) to have the same effect...
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:13 PM
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7. But Red Bull gives you wings!
Does it give your penis wings as well?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:12 PM
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5. i'm sure you really KNOCK THE LADIES DEAD!!
haw haw haw!
:hide:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:13 PM
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6. nothing fatal
inhalation hazard
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-10-07 05:14 PM
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8. Just as long as they don't inhale an excessive amount, they should be fine.
This one guy I knew had enriched Uranium. It was da :nuke:
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