Hey, let's combine cats and football! Then we'd cover 90% of the threads

[jimbo fett]

in one shot!

So, how would we do this. Would cats actually be taught to play football?

Or would they simply do color commentary?

Or maybe the rules could be changed in football to adopt more cat-like qualities?


I'm open to suggestions.

[Kamika]

1. how about

Pictures of cute cats on the tv while watching the games final scores

[Occulus]

2. How about

using the cat in place of the ball?

MEOWWWWWW *PUNT*

Yes, I am a cat owner, and yes, I love my kitty with all my heart.

[jimbo fett]

4. Would we have to develope a "regulation game cat" pedigree?

[LynneSin]

3. My cat wore a collar that had an eagles bandana on it

He looked adorable too!!!!

And he even cuddled with me last night as together we cried our eyes out over the loss.

[Catshrink]

5. AHHHHH -- Aren't you glad you kept him, LynneSin?

[LynneSin]

7. yes I am

He's glad too!!!

[Catshrink]

10. You were chosen!

[Catshrink]

11. You were chosen!

A book recommendation: "The Fur Person" by May Sarton.

[Scurrilous]

6. Well...

...the Cats(Panthers) are going to the Superbowl. Cats vs Pats. Should be a all encompassing thread.

[jimbo fett]

9. Yeah, but the Panther logo is so damn ugly!!!

[ET Awful]

8. I say that to properly motivate the players . . .

a cat should be dropped down the pants of each player for a 15 minute workout before the game.

That way, if during the game the players slow down, a mere gesture with a cat in hand will encourage them to pick up the pace :) :) :)

[jimbo fett]

12. Evil. Sadistic. I like it!!! Especially if they're Siamese. Those cats are

mean as hell.

[jimbo fett]

13. What breed of cats would Rush say was inferior?

[Catshrink]

14. Certainly not an oxycat!

[jimbo fett]

15. Kick!

[DS1]

16. And then, with the inevitable

Hey, let's combine hats and football! Then we'd cover 90% of the threads

Hey, let's combine bats and football! Then we'd cover 90% of the threads

Hey, let's combine vats and football! Then we'd cover 90% of the threads

The place would be deadlocked :evilgrin: