J'ACCUSE!

[Blue-Jay]

Accuse me of something for which I couldn't possibly be responsible, and I will defend myself!

[datasuspect]

1. why did you organize the wannsee conference

and then try to assasinate hitler?

why did you do THAT with frankenstein?!?!

[Blue-Jay]

4. It wasn't me.

I was only acquainted with Baron von Frankenstein because i used to mow his lawn. He stiffed me (in a non-sexual way).

[BarenakedLady]

2. For cripes sake Blue-Jay

quit ripping up the landscaping trying to get the chipmunk out of his hole! You are really starting to piss me off.

[Blue-Jay]

5. My wife is posting with my name in order to discredit me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. he's terrible like that.. No respect for other's property. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

11. I was asleep at the time.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Why did you...

GET THAT GODDAMN WEEDWACKER TOO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE AND CHIP MY SIDING??!!?????

[Blue-Jay]

7. Your siding was shitty to begin with. I did you a favor.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. yeah, but it's MY siding, not yours to destroy. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

12. I also didn't sneak into your bathroom and give you an "upper-decker".

In case you were wondering.

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Upper Decker?

Is that some kind of weird slang that PERVERTS use???? I know your type, and I saw what you did to my siding.

[Blue-Jay]

16. Perverts?..... Um..... Yes indeed!

[asthmaticeog]

6. I *know* you swiped all my Venom CDs.

Don't fucking try to deny it, hesher.

[Blue-Jay]

10. I donated them to poor kids. Poor kids LOVE Venom.

Why do you hate those who are less fortunate than you?

[asthmaticeog]

13. Because they smell bad and they make me feel guilty.

I already have a Jewish mother, so thanks anyway, less fortunate people. :eyes:

[Blue-Jay]

14. Kids in China are starving for Venom.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[asthmaticeog]

17. Let them eat cytotoxin.