the ability to cast asparagus is a form of nastiness

[datasuspect]

rotten nasty!

[Blue-Jay]

1. My nan had a pair of stretchy pants made from asparagus.

She cast them at me and I nearly died.

[datasuspect]

4. see me in my office

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I cast in your general direction...!

[datasuspect]

5. see me in my office

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Only if you have no morels!

[datasuspect]

6. see me in my office

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Unless you're gonna rape me, I ain't going.

[datasuspect]

9. please close the door

[BarenakedLady]

8. What is going on

in your office?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

10. hijinks, sacrelige, and animal sacrifice

see me in my orifice